Chinatsu: Both Ninja and Wizard

Ch. 19

Lucy's POV

We appeared in the same spot as before. Time seemed to slowly go back to regular time. The birds that were in mid-air started to fly at normal speed. The still leaves where now swaying in the slight wind. The crazy dude, head over heels for Andromeda, ready to punch nothing and slowly go to normal speed. He trips on his feet and lands face first into the dirt.

All of us stared at him seeing if he'd wake up. Thankfully he didn't, I don't want to deal with him right now, who knows what he'll do...

"Hey, Lucy?" Natsu questions as he approaches me. I looked at him confused. "Yeah, what's up?" I question, back. He doesn't say anything except he gives me a tight hug.

"Thank you."

Chinatsu's POV

Ah-choo!!!

I sneezed for what felt like the six hundredth time this morning. Someone is talking up a storm about me... cool! But also fuck you! 

I sneezed while drinking coffee, eating breakfast, brushing my teeth, changing. When I walked out of my apartment I sneezed five times in a row. It was fucking weird, never in my whole life have I done that before...

I felt fucking tired. I'm not sure if the sneezing made me tired or if its the fact that it's five fucking thirty in the fucking morning. The sun was barely rising. I felt like a zombie but high on every fucking drug there is to exist. I just wanted to eat, sleep repeat.

I made my way down the same trail that I was twenty minutes ago. I can't even think where I'm going. Where the hell is training ground seven??? How do you even get there? Maybe I'll eventually walk up to it.

6:30 Am

"Ughhhh,"I finally found the training ground. I asked people around, but they couldn't understand what I was saying through all the sneezing and sleepiness. Yes, I was still sneezing. Yes, I might be allergic to the morning.

The only way that I made it to the training grounds was because The Ramen God was opening up as I passed by him and he understood what I was saying. He brought me near the woods and told me the direction. Don't know how I remembered it, but it's an accomplishment.

"You're late!" A high pitch voice says, annoyed at me. I wave off Sakura.

"Yea, ye, I know. A tired and sneezing day is perfect! All that stuff..." I yawn as I pass her. "Where's Asshat? Late as I, I see??" I question.

"Was that even Japanese?" Sakura questions. I shake my head. "No, yes," I reply as I fall face first into the grass. I hear duck face click his tongue.

"Don't need yo judgment," I tell him off as best as I can, pointing at him with no enthusiasm. I sneezed into the ground. Now that I think about it I might come down with something...

"You ok, man?" Naruto questions. He was in the same boat as me. Tired as hell and half asleep on the ground.

"Might be sick, to be honest. Been sneezing this morning all morning. It makes me more tired than the usual tired that I am..." I ramble.

"Same here man. I feel sick, it's not milk this time. I want more sleep, I think..." He replies.

I slither towards him. "Nuegh" I mumble as I lay next to him. He switches to his back. I lay my head on his stomach and curl into a small ball. He lays his head on my legs.

"Nuegh" he mumbles, softer than what I did. 'Nuegh' was 'Good Night' in sleep, if you didn't know, it changes every now and then.

Quick third POV

The two other teammates watch, slightly weirded out by the two children of the group. From the distance they were at, they didn't understand a word they were saying. "What is wrong with them?" Sakura questions.

"Hell if I know," Sasuke replied, only above a whisper. They both stayed quiet afterward.

Time Skip

"You're late!" A voice shouts. Jesus, calm down man. I'm taking a nap.

"Let's start your test." Another voice says, completely ignoring the first one. "Naruto! Chinatsu!" The voice calls out, "Wake up!"

I open my eyes slowly. "God? Is that you? Am I finally dead?" I question, still feeling like shit.

"You're more depressed than usual." A shadow blocks the sun. I look up and notice Kakashi looking down at me. 

"It's not that. I feel so sick. Been sneezing all day." I explain. He hums. 

"Well, get up, now. I'll be starting soon." 

"Mmm, alright..." I say and poke Naruto's face. 

"Hey, wake up Naruto," I tell him and he moves to his side. 

"Naruto... Naruto... Naruto..." I kept poking him. He slowly wakes up. 

"Yeah, what?" He questions as he sits up.

"Kakashi is here, the thingy-ma-jig is going to start." I stand up and stretch. He hums and sits up himself, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. 

"Are you two sleeping beauties up now?" Kakashi questions. 

"Yeah, we are, don't get your panties in a twist," I tell him and lean against Sakura. "I'll get off you in a minute. I'm still tired." She huffed but still nodded. 

"Here are the rules." Kakashi starts. Chinatsu groans. 

"You have until noon to get these two bells from me," Kakashi says. 

"That's stupid, what's the point of it?"  I question. 

"That's for you to figure out." He says. "You can use anything to attack me with."

"What? You can get hurt Kakashi-Sensei!" Sakura cries and Chinatsu roles her eyes. 

"Calm down, Sakura-chan! He's older than us, I'm pretty sure a little scratch from twelve or thirteen years old is nothing." I tell her, patting her back with comfort. She hums. 

"Right. Any questions?" He starts the clock. "No? Let's start, now!" None of us had gotten the chance to give an answer. Sakura and Sasuke jump away and I fall to the ground. My lamp post was gone. I picked myself up. Naruto was ready to fight Kakashi. Kakashi stood there dumbly staring at us confused. 

"You two are weird..." He mutters. 

"Heck yeah, we are. Let's fight old man!!" I say and got into position next to Naruto. 

Meanwhile with Lucy

"Natsu, I can't breath, can you let go of me?" I ask out of breath. 

"Oh, yeah, sorry!" He says with a grin, rubbing the back of his neck.