- Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
- Incestuous marriages are legal.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- You must have windshield wipers on your car.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- Masks may not be worn in public.
- It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
- It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
- In Anniston you msy not wear blue jeans down Noble Street
