Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
Drivers may not pump their own gas.
A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
Dishes must drip dry.
The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.
It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,”
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing
Beaverton
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
Eugene
It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.
Hood River
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
Klamath River
It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
Marion
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Marion
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
Myrtle Creek
One may not box with a kangaroo.
Portland
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
People may not whistle underwater.
No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to “offensive physical contact”.
Minors may not enter a room where a “social game” is being played.
Trucks may not be parked on the street.
Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars.
Persons may not pass through a “traffic congestion thoroughfare” more than twice per night.
Salem
Women may not wrestle in Salem.
Springfield
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
Stanfield
It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
No more than two people may share a single drink.
Yamhill
It is illegal to predict the future.
No one may allow their cellar door to remain open.
