Nudity is allow, provided that male genitals are covered.
Women may walk in public topless provided they have their nipples covered.
Idiots may not vote.
State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
Albuquerque
Women may walk in public topless provided they have their nipples covered.
Carrizozo
It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Deming
Persons may not spit on the steps of the opera house.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
Las Cruces
You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street