"Sia, where are you?", I entered my flat calling for the god man.
"It's Siaka", Came his reply. I walked towards the direction of the sound. There he was, comfortably lying on my bed, eyes shut, completely in peace, while I had volcanoes erupting in my mind.
"When will you go?", I ask him.
"When you go as my date to heaven.", he replies, his eyes still shut." I am sleepy now. If you keep talking, I am gonna put your voice to mute for some hours."
I glared at him but didn't dare to speak. I was about to exit the room, when I suddenly remembered something.
"Thanks for the breakfast this morning. I didn't know you could cook such delicious meals.", I tell him in a whisper voice.
"My delicious breakfast? Oh, I ordered that in", I replied.
"You Ordered? Did you give gold coins from heaven as payment?", I asked smirking.
"No. I swiped you credit card", he replied casually, eyes still shut.
"How dare y...wait, you don't know my pin number", I said triumphantly.
"Darling, I am god. You are making me remind it again and again. You are certainly not someone with Bright wit, are you?"
"My card? MY CARD? Dude, you are God right? You can make food appear from thin air. Why did you use my card?", I was fuming.
"Maybe because I really find amusement in annoying you.", he replied, now fully awake, smiling at me.
"The only way you can be useful to me is by making food appear from thin air", I semi shouted.
"Oh honey, I can be useful in many other ways", he replied, a playful smirk on his face.
"Like cleaning, dish washing, laundry and stuff like that", he quickly added as he caught sight of me searching for something to hit him with.I huffed and went near the bed. He made space for me on the bed.
I steadily positioned myself and kicked the god guy off my bed. He fell on the ground with a thump.
"Me, bed. You, out", were my last words before immediately drifting off to sleep.
YOU ARE READING
The Upper-World man
General FictionRia, a normal girl in my her twenties, with a decent job and a sufficiently sarcastic best friend. One fine day, she receives a text from a person who claims to be a god. 'I am texting from heaven. I want you to be my date for a party host...