Reign Of Chucky: EQG Crossover! (COMPLETED)

Part 22: Deadpool And The Fly

"Alright, girls. Hold on tight, this is gonna be a very bumpy ride, bumpier than my skin." Deadpool told the girls, then he stepped on the accelerator, driving off, the giant octopus starts chasing them, it's gigantic tentacles stepping on many things that they're destroying.

Deadpool checks the side mirror and finds the giant octopus using it's tentacles to chase them.

"Oh shit, we gotta go faster! It can run on it's tentacles! Which makes no goddamn sense!" Deadpool shouted while driving.

"Isn't anyone gonna shoot that fucking thing by peering her head out the window?!" He shouted next.

Shaundi peers her head out the window and shoots the giant octopus as they speed.

"Great idea, Shaundi. Turn him into a sushi!" Deadpool shouted.

The car was headed for a road full of cars which were left behind because all drivers left.

"Shit, road block! Oh wait, this is an intersection!" Driver Deadpool shouted, he turns his steering wheel to the left. The car turns left, which almost made Shaundi fall out of the window.

"Hey!"
Shaundi shouted.

"Sorry!"
Deadpool shouted.

Deadpool accelerated the car and he drove faster, a few minutes later and they finally lost the giant octopus that was chasing them.

"Uhh, what is that?!"
Twilight said, pointing at the sky, flying up in the sky were Parademons. Alien soldiers with laser guns, they work for a powerful big bad called Darkseid.

"Twilight dearie, that's the sky."
Deadpool told Twilight because he hasn't noticed the flying army of parademons in the sky. He takes a look at the sky and is surprised.

"Oh.. those are just some mosquitoes."
Deadpool said.

"Mosquitoes with guns?!"
Twilight said.

"Kinda." Deadpool said.

One parademon roughly lands on the hood of the car, startling them.

"Gaaagghh!" Twilight gets startled.

This gets Deadpool driving like crazy.

"Oh god, somebody get bug spray! Get that thing off the windshield! He is very ugly and hope he sees the light and goes to the light to get his ass burnt!" He shouted.

Deadpool presses a button, which turns on the wiper for the windshield. Unfortunately, the wiper is ineffective on the parademon. The parademon grabs and breaks the wiper off, he throws it away, then punches the windshield once. Creating a hole on the windshield.

"My windshield! This is a brand new car I just found, damn it! God gave it to me as a gift and it's not even an hour old yet but already gets its fucking windshield smashed! Alright, that's it, you stupid bug!"
Deadpool shouted.

He quickly steps on the brakes. Then the car roughly stops going, the parademon almost fell off, but now it's still on the hood.

"Damn it! don't just-"
Deadpool interrupts Shaundi by shushing her.
"Stay here, kids. Daddy's gonna take care of that fucking moth who just broke our windshield." Deadpool said.

"Actually, it seems more like a fly than a moth." Twilight said.

"Yeah, yeah, I know, smarty pants. I just recalled seeing an army of small moths when I was a kid and this guy and his friends remind me of them so fucking much." Deadpool told Twilight.

Deadpool steps out of the car, then closes the driver door. As he is gonna kill this parademon.

"Alright, The Fly. Can you please move further away for me, please?" Deadpool asked the parademon.

But the parademons don't speak, they just growl or roar all the time when they get angry or uhh sad or happy for something.

The parademon charges at him, Deadpool slides down and dodges, he takes out his deagles and shoots the parademon. But the bullets bounce off and have no effect on the parademon's armor.

"Shit, I wish I had explosive bullets." Deadpool puts his deagles back in their holsters and brings out his swords.
He runs at the parademon, the parademon blasts at Deadpool. But thanks to Deadpool's agility, he dodges many of the blasts.

When Deadpool got close, he kicked the parademon, the parademon drops his gun. Next, he swings his sword at the parademon and slices its body in half.

His katana tearing through the exotic flesh of the parademon, and also letting out green substances. Which is actually their blood.

"Whoa, that dude may be crazy but he sure seems to be a good fighter." Sunset said.

Deadpool looks upon the sliced dead body of the parademon and chuckles.

"This reminds me of those many times I needed to kill some annoying flies for Vanessa." Deadpool said.

Suddenly another parademon snuggles on Deadpool's back. "Hey! what the?!" And then one more parademon.

"Get the fuck offa me!"
Deadpool struggled to get the parademons off of him.

Then more and many more parademons started snuggling Deadpool like he was a teddy bear being hugged to death by children.

"Shit! Aaggghh!"
Deadpool screamed. But luckily he found a way.

"Wait a minute, I know!"
Deadpool takes out a grenade from his belt and sets it off so when it goes boom-boom the parademons will be gone.

He holds it in his hand.
"I'm about to go Super Saiyan inside and out!" Deadpool yelled.

The grenade gets knocked away by one parademon. "Why, you cocksucker! Why can't you people accept my gifts?!" Deadpool shouted.

The parademons started punching him.

"I swear to God, someone help me!!"
Deadpool shouted.

Deadpool was being punched by the parademons repeatedly, their fists bumping into his scarry skin strongly. He tried to blow them up then apparently one of them was smart, not like usual minions of big bad villains.

"Wait, I still have a free hand!"
Deadpool uses his free hand to get the last grenade to blow up the parademons.

"We can always try agai-"
The grenade was knocked away.

"Son of a motherfucker!!" he shouted.

Deadpool's vision was almost being fed up with darkness, some parademons trying to fly him away.

But Deadpool doesn't feel so unlucky when he hears a sudden snap which might be from the grenade.

It turns out Shaundi catched the grenade and activated it.

"Hey, dickheads! Eat this!"
Shaundi throws the grenade to the top of the parademons sorrounding Deadpool.

The grenade blows up, and all the parademons around Deadpool get vaporized into ashes. Nothing is left but Deadpool laying on the ground covered in ashes, his suit looking like it swam in a pool of black powder.

"You're welcome." Shaundi said to the merc.

"My hero.." Deadpool gets back up.
Deadpool spreads his arms attempting to hug Shaundi. "Gimme a hug, hottie."

Shaundi quickly moves away avoiding Deadpool, rejecting his hug and heading back to the car.

"Nope." She said.

"Oh come on, you just saved me and we were supposed to have this dramatic and happy-ass moment of us having a long-ass hug." Deadpool said.

"In your dreams, dumb fuck."
Shaundi said.

"Yeah, whatever."
Deadpool stares at the sky.
"Good thing the weather ain't apocalypse mode right now, if it was I'd be living in a town with bad cgi background."