*lands at a local store being robbed and looks at the theifs wearing Juveniles masks* really guys...this is just sad
Robbers:*points their guns at him*
*smirks* Karen play something good while I wipe the floor with these guys
Karen:playing Say Amen by Panic! At The Disco
*smirks underneath the mask as the song starts*
Been traveling in packs that I can't carry anymore
Been waiting for somebody else to carry me
There's nothing else there for me at my door*webs the guns out the robbers hands and grabs them before breaking them and cracks knuckles while looking at the robbers*
All the people I know aren't who they used to be
And if I tried to change my life one more day
There would be nobody else to save
And I can't change into a person I don't wanna be so
Oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*shoots a webline at one of the robbers and brings him towards him before roundhouse kicking the robber into a shelf full of chips*
I pray for the wicked on the weekend
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*sweepkicks a robber off their feet and quickly throws them up to the ceiling and webs them to it*
Swear to God I ain't ever gonna repent
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*sees a robber charge at him with a baseball bat and pops stingers out of wrist and cuts the bat in half*
Robber:*gets hit by the part of the bat that was cut*
*retracts stingers and punches the robber in the jaw knocking him out*
And every morning when I wake up
I wanna be who I couldn't say I'd ever been
But it's so much more than I ever was
If every night I go to sleep knowing
That I gave everything that I had to give
Then it's all I could have asked for
I've been standing up beside everything I've ever said but
Oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*smirks and notices two more robbers rushing at him and quickly jumps up*
Robbers:*stop before running into eachother and look at Peter*
*shoots a webline at the robbers and slams their heads together knocking them out cold*
I pray for the wicked on the weekend
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*jumps off the ceiling and kicks a robber right in the face*
Swear to God I ain't ever gonna repent
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*sees a robber run out of the store and follows*
Robber:*turns a corner and turns back to see Peter blocking the exit*
If I had one more day to wish
If I had one more day
To be better than I could have ever been
If I had one more day to wish
If I had one more day
I could be better but baby
Oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*webs the robber to the wall*
I pray for the wicked on the weekend
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh, it's Saturday night, yeah
Swear to God I ain't ever gonna repent
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*does a dusting hands gesture while looking at the robber*
It's Saturday, Saturday, it's Saturday
Oh oh, it's Saturday night, yeah
Swear to God, swear to God, swear to God
Oh oh, it's Saturday night, yeah*hears cop sirens as the song ends and puts a card on the robber before webswinging away*
Cops:*find the robbers and picks up the card*
*smirks and watches from a rooftop from far away as the cops arrest the robbers*
-Parker Romanoff Signing off