*on a mission with Wade in a secret red room base*
You know you didn't have to come with me*traps a few red room agents in a fire cage*
Wade:*shoots a few red room agents in the legs* But I wanted to! David hasn't updated our book yet so is the closet we'll get to a Spider-Man/Deadpool chapter*looks at the reader and whispers* don't worry I tied up the admin so he can work on the Spider-Man/Deadpool book*shoots an agent in the head*
*rolls eyes and teleports and reappears behind an agent and kicks the agent in the gut* stop with the crazyness Wade
Wade:But thats who I am. A red blooded Canadian who lost his marbles*uses katana to stab an agent* plus I lost my mind too
*rolls eyes and punches an agent*let's just hurry up and destroy this base already*hears an agent chuckle and glares at them* what's so funny?
Agent:*keeps chuckling* You are. The way you fight. The Phoenix force truly is amazing. Tell me do your friends know about your other power
*eyes widen*
Wade:What other power? Spidey told us all the powers he has from the fire bird force
Agent:*laughs darkly* oh did he? So he told you he can resurect anyone he wants*grins sinisterly*
Wade:WAIT WHAT!!!???!!!*looks at Peter*Is this true webs?
*looks away*it is...
Wade:Then why keep it a secret?! Why!!?!!
Cause I never wanted the power to bring people back to life!!! OKAY!! I DONT WANT TO BRING BACK A DEAD PERSON WHO SUFFERED BACK TO LIFE SO THEY WOULD BE A SOULESS ZOMBIE!! THEY WOULD JUST SUFFER MORE!!!
Wade:Webs....
Agent:*laughs* the spider doesn't want his powers!!
*riases hand and teleports all the agents to shield base high security*
Wade:Webs...come on
I never even asked for the power to bring dead people back to life....i don't want to play god...
-Parker Romanoff Signing off