Some quotes from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
"You never watch Star Wars? God your childhood must of been terrible"
"I need coffee to survive the long day of crime fighting...and school"
"I need candy to live"
"My late uncle once said that with great power comes great responsibility. I live by those words everyday"
"I like to make quips. It's apart of who i am"
"May the spiderverse help me"
"Don't tell mom!"
"You seriously think I'm a cop in a skintight red and blue suit?"
"I'm Spider-Man,not spider boy"
"Being a super hero is no bed of roses"
"I'm an Avenger and leader of the Juveniles"
"You don't need super powers to be a hero,all you need it heart"
"So we're using our fake names...then I am Spider-Man"
"Don't call me a geek. I prefer science geek"
"I don't suppose that I can convince you to come up here and fight me like a spider"
"I'm telling you five guys,best burgers in NYC"
"When you can do the things I can do,but you don't then the bad things happen. They happen because of you"
"Look can we wrap this fight up already? I want to go home and watch trash t.v."
"Hey wait,I need to come up with a quip for this fight"
"No one can win every battle,but no one is gonna fall without putting a struggle"
"No spideypool. Only Gwenter"
"I'm not a hero for fam and fortune. I'm a hero because I want to help people"
"Yup that's me. The adopted son of Black Widow"
"I can't wait to go home,eat a sandwich,and blast panic at the disco songs"
"Come on Peter, come on Peter, come on Spider-Man!"
"I fight to make sure that my friends and family are safe"
"Just another normal day for your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man"
-Parker Romanoff Signing off