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Baby's First words

Baby Ben,Nat,and Bruce:*crawl around*

They're so small..

Gwen(Fightinghope): I know. They're so precious

Baby Ben:*looks at Peter and Gwen* Da

*gasp*

Gwen:*smiles*his first words

*takes out camera*we have to capture this moment

Gwen:Yes!*takes her camera and records*

Baby Ben:Da..da

Come on you can say it buddy

Gwen: Come on honey say your first words

Baby Ben: Da Faq

Gwen and Peter: *have poker faces*

Gwen...

Gwen:Yeah Petey...

Where did Ben learn swears...

Baby Ben:Da Faq,da faq!

Gwen:I'm not sure..

Wade:*appears out of nowhere*HELLO MOTHER FUCKERS!!

Gwen:*glares at Wade*Never mind*grabs the couch and lifts it*

*growls at Wade*Wade...you better run*grabs Thor's hammer*

Wade:OH FUCK!! MAD SPIDER PARENTS!!*runs away*

Gwen and Peter:*chase Wade*

Baby Ben: :3 da faq

-Fifteen years later-

And those were your first words

Fifteen year old Ben Romanoff:well damn...

Yup*drinks coffee*

-Parker Romanoff Signing off