Crazy Adventure

9 - Die-or-beat-us

(Y/N) POV

I walked up to the pink door and knocked. This was supposed to be where Baroness Von Bon Bon lived. It took about two minutes to hear at least someone who even walked to the door to answer it. The door opened slowly and all you could see was pitch blackness. A shiver went up your spine as you looked in the open space. You were then pulled in the darkness by a candy cane which pulled on your waist.

I was taken to the backyard of the place which had paved floors. I then saw her. She was a slender women with a big hot pink dress that looked like a cake. Her hair was mousy brown and was kinda curled in a way at the top. She was holding a candy cane, literally using it as a cane. She looked glad to see me like a was a child seeing presents on their birthday or something... oh... she might be an entertainer for the children here. Called a carnie if I'm not mistaken.

I looked behind her and saw lots of sweet stuff. Like the kind you would eat. There was a gumball machine, a waffle, some candy corn, jaw breakers, and a cupcake all watching you and Baroness. You gestured over to the sweets behind her and she happily introduced them.
The gumball machines name was Sargent Gumbo Gumball. The waffles name was Sir Waffington the third. The candy corn was named Kernel Von Pop. Lord Gob Packer was the jaw breaker and the cupcake was called Muffsky Chernikov. She even mentioned that she named her castle Whippet Creampup.

Their names were all related to deserts and danishes. They all smiled as each as their names were called. I was taken back by all of this sudden niceness to come from a debtor, but maybe she was different then the rest. She then offered me inside but I kindly declined. She looked confused and then saw the piece of paper in my hand. All she could make out from the paper was the word debtors, and that's all she needed to be scared of you. She then quickly whispered something in the deserts ears and they looked horrified. She shooed everyone inside and looked back at me smiling evilly.

She took her finger and quickly slashed it across her neck. Her head came off and went back on her neck. What the hell! How can she do that!? "Are you ok?!" I yelled. She just smiled and was all of a sudden pulled by a candy cane back into her castle, Whippet Creampup.

I stood there not knowing what to do but then Sir Waffington the third came out and started attacking me. He started off by just flying with his buttery wings but soon he stopped and spilt into nine sections. You jumped up and dodged his attack. He kept doing this routine until he finally stopped because he was extremely tired due to your bullets. He disappeared and someone else came out.

Lord Gob Packer floated out of Whippet looking mad. You started shooting at him and soon found out that he follows wherever you go. You saw Baroness come out on top of Whippet and was holding a shotgun. A candy cane shotgun should I say. She shot out at you and out came three puffs of clouds. They were all different colors and they floated near you. You shot at them seeing if that would do anything, it did and they disappeared along with Baroness. You looked down to see a little jellybean soldier with a sword. You shot it but that distracted you from the angry jawbreaker behind you and he chomped on you arm. You screeched in pain because that hurt like hell. You quickly shot at him to make him let go and he ran out of energy. His shelled self broke until the center part and flew up into the sky with little wings and a halo above his head.

You looked back up at the top of Whippet and saw Baroness Von Bon Bon was there. She glanced at you and quickly then looked back at Whippet. She made a huge evil smile then pulled on Whippets two frosting tops. Whippet changed his happy mood to a pissed off one and started crawling towards you. What the fuck! I need to run, holy shit! Why the fuck is it chasing me! Can't I have a normal fight for once?! Baroness saw your terrified expression as you ran for your life from the giant angry Whippet and she laughed manically.

Baroness's POV

I looked down at Whippets tips and pulled them while laughing hysterically. I watched as (Y/N) was stunned, clearly terrified. I bet she wasn't thinking I'd be this interesting to fight huh? Whippet started crawling toward (Y/N) and she started to run for her life. I laughed again seeing how terrified she was feeling right now. She looks so adorable when she's on the verge of death. I then started to throw my head at her scared self while still smiling.

(Y/N) POV

I started shooting at Whippet and Baroness. As soon as I did that Baroness grabbed her head and threw it at me. You let out a gasp and ducked so her head didn't hit you. But her head stayed afloat and followed you every three seconds. It eventually went away and while you were still shooting at them you looked to see if Baroness was alright. Her head was back on magically and was about to throw her head again when you used your special on her.

You stopped to look back at Whippet and Baroness. Whippet was acting like a three year old and started punching the ground. Baroness on the other hand was crying her eyes out and  stomping her foot on the ground like she was annoyed at something. Whippet stuck out their tongue and you saw a piece of parchment. You walked over to Whippets tongue and picked up the paper that was a little wet. It read Baroness's name and said soul contract on it. You squealed because you were so happy. You decided to just leave and let them both have their little tantrum together. So you left the cupcake house and went over to a nice bench to rest on. You then checked off the box for Baroness Von Bon Bon really proud of yourself.