A/n: Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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DuaL: Can someone come over, I'm bored
Allysus: I'm currently baking my depression away, come over and stuff your face with me
DuaL: You had me at baking omw
LaurenJ: Did somebody say... baking👀😏
Allysus: Not that kind of baking, you pothead.
DuaL: Wait you were talking about actual baking? Like with cakes and shit?
DuaL: Bitch I thought we were gonna stuff our faces with blunts
NormaniK: Ohmygod you guys are literally both p o t h e a d s
DinahJ: ... aren't you picking up from our plug right now babe?
NormaniK: WOW YOU BETRAYER. WTF.
DinahJ: Um how am I a "betrayer"
NormaniK: YOU'RE MY WIFE DINAH, WIVES DONT EXPOSE EACH OTHER LIKE THAT
LaurenJ: You guys aren't even married yet bye
DinahJ: Bitch I don't need a paper to tell me that mani is or isn't my wife bye
KylieJ: YES. YOU DON'T NEED THESE STUPID RULES KWEEN.
LaurenJ: lmao none of you can make me mad right now, I'm in Hawaii with my actual wife and we're gonna go have s e x on the beach 😊
Canola: me rn cause imma get p u s s a y
ArianaG: "pussay" 💀
ArianaG: also *allysus
Allysus: none of you are welcome, you're all ungrateful wanton bitches.
Allysus: Except for Mila, I love mila.
Canola: I love you too, mom ❣️
LaurenJ: She literally stopped eating my pussy to text you back and tell you she loves you. You better believe she loves you ally omg
KylieJ: That's some real love type shit, because one time I was eating Ari's pussy and my grandma fell down the stairs
NormaniK: awww did you stop and help her?
KylieJ: No wtf lol I made that old bitch wait till I was done eating my dinner tf
ArianaG: I had the best orgasm of my life that day
Allysus: You guys are both the worst human beings I've ever met in my life
KylieJ: At least my girlfriend doesn't kiss other girls on tour 🤷🏻♀️
DuaL: oh shit...
DinahJ: KYLIE AGSHDJFKFLFL
NormaniK: oh no, you did not just-
NormaniK:
Allysus: Like I said, I'm gonna go bake my depression away.
*Allysus has left the chat*
ArianaG: Damn she needs to get some pussy a s a p
DuaL: I volunteer as tribute 😈
CardiB: I will literally cut your clit off and your tongue off.
CardiB: INCLUDING ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
DuaL: Wow I get so turned on when you're violent 🤤😍
NormaniK:
ArianaG: ... okay so operation find ally a gf and get her some pussy is a go, who's in?
DuaL: M E
KylieJ: I'm in anything you're in baby 😘❣️
ArianaG: Wow I love you so much
KylieJ: I love you more my love 😍
DinahJ:
DinahJ: but I'm also in, I have nothing better to do anyways
NormaniK: ^ i as well
DinahJ: we can just do each other 😏
NormaniK: Oooo I like that option better 😏😏
Canola: OMG I WANNA HELP FIND MOM A GF
LaurenJ: WILL YOU STOP EATING MY PUSSY TO TEXT THE GC BACK PLEASE.
LaurenJ: SO ANNOYING OMG.