A/n: CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW B L E S S E D WE ARE THAT "WHAT I NEED" BY HAYLEY KIYOKO FEATURING KEHLANI EXISTS IN THIS AMAZING GAY WORLD AGSHJDKFLG HAPPY 20GAYTEEN INDEED.
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DinahJ: Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kylie's still pretending to be pregnant after a month?
KylieJ: LISTEN YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS BITCH IM NOT PRETENDING AND NEXT PERSON TO SAY I AM, IS GETTING THEIR FINGERS CUT O F F
DinahJ: ...
ArianaG: it's the pregnancy hormones, so if you even say anything rude back to my precious angel I'll actually cut your fingers off
KylieJ: YOU'VE BECOME SO OVER PROTECTIVE DADDY COME FUCK ME N O W PLS
ArianaG: omw
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LaurenJ: Okay so let's say kyriana is "pregnant", when did this even happen?
ArianaG: Well, about 7 months ago kylie and I were watching Saint and he called Kylie mom and that's when my heart melted, and we had a talk, and went to a precessional and decided that Kylie would hold the baby. And we started an insemination process, and my entire life has been AMAZING ashdjfkgkgl.
ArianaG: look at my beautiful baby's glow 💛💜😻
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NormaniK: idk about y'all but I'm alllll in for a kyriana baby!!
Canola: YES IM GONNA BE A FATHER!
LaurenJ: camz no, we discussed this. You are not the father.
Canola: SO I WAS CHEATED ON????
Allysus: again lmao
DuaL: ALLY AFSHSAGSHDJNFGO
Allysus: and Saint only called Kylie "mom" because they all look surgically like each other
KylieJ: Ally Brooke.
Allysus: What bitch lmao
ArianaG: she's keeping a list of everyone who does her wrong during this entire pregnancy. It's two pages long. You are now on the list
LaurenJ: It's been like a month who could have possible done her wrong?
ArianaG: every time I don't kiss her when I leave the room, she writes my name on the list 5 times
ArianaG: she erases one of my names whenever I let her touch my butt
DinahJ: girl if she really pregnant I'm gonna have to pray for that child because y'all weird
LaurenJ: look who's fucking talking
DinahJ: fuck off, leaf. no one was even talking to you.
KylieJ: l e a f
KylieJ: why does that make me wanna cry and break a mirror
Canola: aw cute
KylieJ: SHUT THE FUCK UP MILA
Canola: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME
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NormaniK: wow this is gonna be a long eight months
ArianaG: wow I'm gonna love every second of her
DinahJ: wow you're really gay
DuaL: wow I really wanna fucking die
Allysus: GIRL ARE YOU OKAY??????
DuaL:
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