A/n: I haven't slept in 3 days-
Allysus: wait so were you guys really interviewing girls to set me up with?
LaurenJ: giRL HOW TF YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Canola: ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.
NormaniK: Sis that plans been aborted since daddy dua let the power of love and Allysus inside of her
DinahJ: Inside of her 😏😏😏
DuaL: Omg stop
DinahJ: Girl I was waiting in the car for like 2 hours
DinahJ: I know what y'all did
DuaL: We didn't do that
DinahJ: MHHHHM
NormaniK: DINAH AGSJDKFLF
Canola: God damn i wanna sit on her face
LaurenJ: EXCUSE YOU?!
Canola: ... I said I wanna sit on her face
LaurenJ: Who's?
Canola: ...
Canola:
LaurenJ: That's exactly what I thought.
KylieJ: ARI MAKE A MEME OF YOU POINTING AT ME OKAY WE HAVE TO GET ON THEIR LEVEL
ArianaG: Babe we been past their level, we have sexual memes of each other
Allysus: How can a meme be sexual?
KylieJ: that's for me to know and none of y'all to ever find out😊
DinahJ: GOD DAMMIT KYLIE I JUST WANNA SEE ARI NAKED ONCE. JUST ONCE. JUST SHARE THE GOD DAMN SEXUAL MEME
KylieJ: ari told me those pics were for my eyes only
Canola: Well she my wife too
ArianaG: oh no mila, i'm so sorry you brought that up...
Canola: Why? you're my wife too
KylieJ:
Canola: I don't smoke crack but I fucked your bitch
KylieJ: Incorrect, unlike your girl, mine doesn't let everyone do that. 🤷🏻♀️
DuaL: ... my jaw just fucking fell
KylieJ: Also might i add camila flirts with so many other girls we don't even know if I'm talking about Lauren or another one of her hoes on the side
KylieJ: But i mean i guess you gotta find some way to get over the fact that she cheated on you. Stay hurt baby
DinahJ: BITCH STOP SHE WAS JUST JOKING DAMN 😭💀
NormaniK: KYLIE YOU'RE NOT EVEN ROASTING YOU'RE JUST HITTING EMOTIONAL NERVES
Canola: Girl you are so lucky you're pregnant.
KylieJ: COME AT ME BITCH. I'VE KNOCKED DOWN PUNCHING BAGS BIGGER THAN YOU, I WILL ROCK YOUR SHIT
Canola: BITCH I WILL PIMP SLAP THE FUCK OUTTA YOU DON'T EVEN TEST ME
ArianaG: ALERT. ALERT. PHYSICAL THREAT TOWARDS KYLIE WAS MADE.
ArianaG: OVER PROTECTIVE GIRLFRIEND MODE ACTIVATED™️
Canola:
Satan: Don't tell me what to do, bitch.
Canola: ...
Allysus: Sup satan
Satan: Hey Ally, see you at 8
LaurenJ: ... wtf? Who's that and what's happening at 8?
Allysus: Worry about yourself.