A/n: DECEMBER HAS BEEN C R A Z Y BUSY!!
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Canola: MERRY CHRYSLER
DinahJ: you're so basic
Canola: *GASPS IN OFFENDED* I DON'T THINK BEING CLASSIC IS THE SAME AS BASIC CHEECHEE.
DinahJ: Who told you that you were classic?
Canola: ... Lauren
DinahJ: has she always lied to you like this?
Allysin: lmao I was gonna make a cheating joke, but for the sake of Chrysler, I won'tNormaniK: Y'ALL NEEDA BE NICE AHSJDKLDF
ArianaG: ignoring all y'alls negativity...
ArianaG: I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR!!
LaurenJ: I h a t e this time of year.
ArianaG: WHAT WHY???
LaurenJ: It's overrated and cold
ArianaG: DON'T BE SUCH A DOWNER WINTER IS M A G I C A L
LaurenJ: Please explain to me what's magical about allergies, and nearly dying of hypothermia while trying to smoke outside in this weather?
ArianaG: well for starters HOT CHOCOLATE
LaurenJ: I prefer ice coffee.
ArianaG: ICE SKATING!
LaurenJ: I never learned
ArianaG: ...
ArianaG: SNOW!!
LaurenJ: I live in Miami
ArianaG: WARM BLANKETS AND SLEEPING IN
LaurenJ: I have A.M classes, what is sleeping in????
ArianaG: Having sex by the fireplace
LaurenJ: I don't have a fireplace
ArianaG: WELL DAMN LAUREN ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR POOR
DinahJ: and there it is
Allysin: There What is?
DinahJ: My cue to make popcorn bc this tea just got too good to drink alone
DuaL: Shut up Dinah, you're poor too.
DinahJ:
LaurenJ: Jokes on you ari, I have the sexiest girlfriend in the world so money don't mean shit to me 💁🏻♀️
Canola: AWWWWW THAT WAS SO RANDOMLY CUTE LAUREN. I LOVE YOU.
Canola: come over
LaurenJ: Camz... we're in the same room
LaurenJ: But I love you too baby
NormaniK: I know ari was not just trynna come for Lauren being broke when just last year she bought a fake Gucci belt
KylieJ: Now She has her own Gucci belt rack thank you, next stupid comment please
NormaniK: YOU'RE MONEY CAN'T BUY EVERYTHING KYLIE
DinahJ: I'll give you my cornea for your lake-house
KylieJ: Sure but you can keep your cornea
DinahJ: Wait really???
KylieJ: Dinah, I know you've been using that lake house since we became friends, I gave the security guard your picture...
DinahJ: That's the sweetest thing you've ever told me...
DinahJ: I think I'm in love with you
DinahJ: Or I'm hungry
Canola: I thought I was the only one who had trouble telling those two emotions apart
LaurenJ: You are
Canola: I am what??
LaurenJ: ...
LaurenJ: very lucky I didn't make you sign a prenup