TAMPONS!
( chapter four )ANGELINA 💫
have you ever wondered what noise a shrimp makesGARRETT ☀️
i really don't like you at allANGELINA 💫
do think it's like a fish noiseGARRETT ☀️
im starting to consider blocking youANGELINA 💫
or like an "ah don't eat me" noiseGARRETT ☀️
just google itANGELINA 💫
okayANGELINA 💫
so it says it makes a noise by snapping its clawsANGELINA 💫
and that it makes sonic boom that reaches 210 decibelsGARRETT ☀️
woahANGELINA 💫
yeah i still think it makes an
"ah don't eat me" noiseGARRETT ☀️
you're literally the dumbest human being i have ever metANGELINA 💫
that means a lot coming from you because YOU'RE the dumbest human being ive ever metGARRETT ☀️
why are we even friendsANGELINA 💫
since when did we become friends??GARRETT ☀️
idkANGELINA 💫
because i don't recall signing the contract to our friendshipGARRETT ☀️
yeah me neitherGARRETT ☀️
maybe because it's not a real thing??ANGELINA 💫
or the oath. we never took the friendship oathGARRETT ☀️
im so confused on so many levelsANGELINA 💫
we're gonna take the oath because you can't physically sign the contract but you will when we meetGARRETT ☀️
whatANGELINA 💫
okay repeat after meGARRETT ☀️
uh okayANGELINA 💫
i, sing your name, promise to fulfill the duties of a bella woman and i solemnly swear to never have sexual relations with a treblemaker, or may my vocal chords be ripped out by wolvesANGELINA 💫
wait wrong oathANGELINA 💫
i, state your nameGARRETT ☀️
i, garrettANGELINA 💫
promise to never tell a lie, or keep secretsGARRETT ☀️
already broke that one
MESSAGE ERASEDGARRETT ☀️
promise to never tell a lie or keep secretsANGELINA 💫
or i will allow the other to release a wild alligator on me.GARRETT ☀️
or i will allow the other to release a wild alligator on me.GARRETT ☀️
what did i get myself intoANGELINA 💫
a beautiful friendship that's whatGARRETT ☀️
you read my mindANGELINA 💫
well i am quite known for thatGARRETT ☀️
you know what im not even going to askANGELINA 💫
that's probably a good ideaGARRETT ☀️
shoot i gotta go to set now talk later okay?ANGELINA 💫
okayANGELINA 💫
you know you coulda just said theatre lmao mr fancy pantsGARRETT ☀️
right yeah but i gotta go byeANGELINA 💫
see ya buckaroo
SEEN___
KATIE SPEAKS!
im sorry but pitch perfect is my fave and i instantly thought of it when writing this sorry not sorry
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✓ | tampons ( GATEN MATARAZZO. )
Fanfictionin which a girl just needs some tampons, and ends up meeting a boy in disguise. ( published 2018 ) ( plot by sovthside ) ( gaten matarazzo x fem!oc ) ( best gaten matarazzo fic 2019 ) ( status : completed )