You: Mmm, I'm so hungry!
EJ: *climbs in noisily through the window*
You: *annoyed* Jeff if that's you I swear to God...
EJ: *walks up behind you* Just empty... black sockets...
You: *turns around* Oh hey kidney boi. Want my kidneys?
EJ: *nods*
You: Too fuckin' bad >:)
EJ: Fuck you ;-;
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This one was trash
~Avi
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HorrorNot saying that these will work, I'm mostly making this for laughs :P
