Jane The Killer

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by avidavidaa

by avidavidaa

You: *sleeping*

Jane: I must protect this human from that fucking wrench, Jeff.... *sneaks in through window and surprisingly doesn't fall down*

You: No, no... I don't want iiiiit...

Jane: Sleeptalker? A perfect victim for Jeff. I'll get him now, hehehe... >:)

You: *wakes up* Mom, is that you?

Jane: U-Uhm, y-yes sweetie. I heard you talking so I came in to check on you.

You: Oh, oke... Mommmmmmmm

Jane: Yes?

You: How come you have a mask on?

Jane: W-Well, I was just heading off to... a-a masquerade!

You: Oh, oke.... WAIT A MINUTE MY MOM HATES PARTIES! *leaps outta bed* WHO TF ARE YOU

Jane: I'm protecting you from that bitch Jeff.

You: OOOOOH can I hit him with something? :3

Jane: Uh, you know him?

You: Yep, he's tried to kill me before.

Jane: FUCK IM LATE

You: =O

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Lmao that one was fun and simple hope you liked it :P

~Avi