(I KNOW HOODIE'S NOT A CREEPYPASTA JUST GO WITH IT I LOVE HIM AS WELL)
You: *washing dishes*
Hoodie: *taps on window*
You: WHAT THE F- *notices who it is* oh hi
Hoodie: Can I come in?
You: Are you gonna murder me?
Hoodie: No?
You: I'm not stupid, Brian.
Hoodie: How did you...
You: ;)
Hoodie: Whatever. Please let me in!
You: Why?
Hoodie: Offender wants to rape me!
You: BITCH BET!
Offender: Oh Hoodie~
Hoodie: FUCK
You: JESUS GET IN
Hoodie: *leaps in through the window and clings to you*
You: You're safe
Hoodie: ;-;
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Hahaha that was fun to write.
~Avi
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