(this is my oc so :] )
Bella: *knocks frantically on your door*
You: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
Bella: Yo can I come in?
You: well I don't typically let strangers into my house
Bella: Yeah yeah I dig but like I'm getting chased by a rapist
You: *cocks an eyebrow* is it Offenderman?
Bell: yES DUDE PLEASE HELP
You: *immediately lets her in*
Bella: Whew thanks g
You: no prob, now how do you know that asshole?
Bella: How do you know him?
You: Let's just say I had a run in with him a bit ago
Bella: You poor, poor soul
You: So are you gonna like, kill me?
Bella: Nah I don't got my axe on me
You: chill, chill
You & Bella: *talk and chill and surprisingly get along for the rest of the day*
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i love my baby Bella .^. she's a good egg, and a pothead so
~Avi
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