Requested by @Chanbien :)
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You: *loses at a video game* KILL ME
Zalgo: k
You: Ew wtf are you? You look like Lucifer and a bunch of spikes had a kid. Then dropped the kid down the stairs. Then the kid got bad surgeries. Then the kid-
Zalgo: Yeah yeah I get it shut up.
You: WOW RUDE MUCH ASSHOLE
Zalgo: Can I just kill you now?
You: Nopeee
Zalgo: Maybe next time
You: Nope spikes ;)
Zalgo: -_-
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Haha this was fun. Zalgo got fuckin' REKT ew I hate myself BUT I hope you enjoyed.
~Avi
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How To Survive The Creepypastas
TerrorNot saying that these will work, I'm mostly making this for laughs :P
