Maid for You (Katsuki x Izuku)

April Fool's Special

Izuku POV

I woke up later than usual.

I awoke to powder in my face.

"KACCHAN I WILL KILL YOU!"

I shouted down the hall since our rooms were close.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?"

I looked at him and he looked me over.

"Hahaha! You look so dumb!"

"You know what else is dumb?"

"This conversation?"

"Ugh. No!"

Luckily I had been preparing for this day for months.

I ran into my room and fixed myself up.

Revenge would come at breakfast.
...
We were sitting down eating breakfast.

Time for dessert.

In came the pies.

One was extra spicy.

He bit into my trap.

The hottest peppers in the world?

Hell yes!

He ran around for a good ten minutes before chasing after me.

"Hahaha Karma is a —!"

"LANGUAGE!"
- Mitsuki

"But I didn't even..."
...
Prank after prank it was an endless war.
...
Mitsuki had us cornered.

Her guns were loaded.

This was the end.

"Kacchan If we can just—!"

She walked in with backup.

Betrayal.

It was Misaki and Usui.

"Abort Mission. I repeat abort mission! We can't take them."

"Sure as hell we can!"

"But our ammo it's basically out."

"I don't give a f*ck."

"It's been an honor serving with you Kacchan."

"The same soldier."

"Listen if I don't make it back—."

"Cut our that negative talk soldier we'll both make it back alive. Okay? So don't talk sh*t about dying."

"Well if I do... just know you can have my All Might Special Edition collection."

"Well then this is where we part. I'll take you up on that offer."

"What!?"

"Die!"

I was thrown towards the three enemies.

Betrayal.

I was shot.

Kacchan viciously fought.

He lay to my side.

"Do you surrender?"
- Mitsuki

"No way you old hag!"

"Consider this victory ours boys."
- Mitsuki

"Aye Commander!"
- Usui and Misaki

Kacchan crawled towards me.

"No Kacchan don't waste your energy. Anymore and you'll die."

"Listen nerd I have one thing to tell you."

I was crying.

"What is it Kacchan? What is it?"

"I love you."

He kissed me on the lips and he now lay limp in my arms.

I was crying.

"It's okay Kacchan we'll get em next time."

"Hah! April Fool's! I'm not dead you motherf*ckers!"

"But Kacchan How?"

"The hell you mean how?! The ammo was only marshmallows..."

"Oh yeah!"

"But really."

"Wait so you don't love me?"

"..."

"You're so going to Hell you jerk!"
...
After an event of fun and more pranks we lay side by side looking at the stars.

"The look on your face after I showed you the fake pregnancy test! Priceless."

"One not f*cking funny. Two the old hag almost killed me. Three we haven't even done that so why the hell did you think that would work?"

"But it did didn't it?"

"..."

"Oh and your face after you got soaked with all that paint."

"What're you talking about you should've seen your face after I replaced your closet with my choice of clothes."

"That wasn't funny! I just got out of the shower and had nothing else!"

"How about when I totally made you freak when you thought you won the lottery."

"That was just cold. And I mean you people basically are the incarnation of the lottery."

"Or what about when we all convinced you I was that frog and you had to kiss it. And then you actually f*cking did!"

"Are you jealous of the frog?"

"Pffft no... maybe."

"What a baby! Don't even get me started on —!"

His lips met mine and I looked at him in Surprise.

"Ya know I really love you Freaking nerd."

"This better not be another one of your pranks or I swear on my life Katsuki Bakugou you will not live to see another day. Nor will you have any future kids."

"Whatever. And I'm not joking."

"Good."

I tackled him into a hug and we laughed away the night.