Teacher: Put all your hands down before I chop them off.
*this was not said jokingly*
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Shit I Hear At School
Randomᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴀᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ (ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ) ʀᴇᴀʟ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ.
