Student to Teacher: So like, what do you so after school?
Teacher: Well, I take the bus home and I mark your guys' homework and I make dinner.
Student: So what do you have for dinner?
Teacher: Well, I made some Cesear Salad last night
Student: Can I have some tonight?
*teacher leaves*
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Shit I Hear At School
Acakᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴀᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ (ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ) ʀᴇᴀʟ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ.
