*student 1 gives student 2 chocolate*
Student 3: What's that in your mouth?
Student 1: I'm her drug dealer, want some meth?
*teacher enters the room*
Student 2: Want some?
*teacher leaves*
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Shit I Hear At School
Diversosᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴀᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ (ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ) ʀᴇᴀʟ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ.
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*student 1 gives student 2 chocolate*
Student 3: What's that in your mouth?
Student 1: I'm her drug dealer, want some meth?
*teacher enters the room*
Student 2: Want some?
*teacher leaves*