Student to Teacher: Like, would you smoke marijuana if it was legalised?
Teacher: Probably not...
Student: Okay, but like, would you do crack?
*teacher walks away*
ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪғ sʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ...
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Shit I Hear At School
Randomᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴀᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ (ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ) ʀᴇᴀʟ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ.
