"I want to go to the University of Texas because it's not a gun free zone, so I can carry a gun, and if someone tries to shoot me I'll kill them."
(um wtf?)
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Shit I Hear At School
Losoweᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴀᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ (ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ) ʀᴇᴀʟ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ.
