Four Jews in a Room Bitching

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FOUR MEN

Four Jews in a room bitching;

Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching. He's bitching

They're bitching. We're bitching

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

All the time

MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)

Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)

MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)

Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)

FOUR MEN

Four Jews in a room

MENDEL

Bitching

JASON

Bitching

MARVIN

Bitching

WHIZZER

Bitching

FOUR MEN

Four Jews in a room stoop

MENDEL

They stoop?

FOUR MEN

To pray

JASON

I'm Jewish

MARVIN

I'm Jewish

MENDEL

I'm Jewish

WHIZZER

Half Jewish

FOUR MEN

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Night and day

TRINA

Slavery, slavery

FOUR MEN

We crossed the desert

Running for our lives

Fleeing from the Pharaoh

Who was up to no good

Now we're at the Red Sea

Pharaoh is behind us

Wanting us extincted

JASON

What we need's a miracle!

FOUR MEN

And then the Red Sea

Split before us

No more tsouris

MENDEL

We got our miracle

JASON

We got our miracle

MARVIN

We got our miracle

FOUR MEN

Four Jews itching for answers

Four Jews bitching their whole life long

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