FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room bitching;
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time
MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)
MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)
FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room
MENDEL
Bitching
JASON
Bitching
MARVIN
Bitching
WHIZZER
Bitching
FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room stoop
MENDEL
They stoop?
FOUR MEN
To pray
JASON
I'm Jewish
MARVIN
I'm Jewish
MENDEL
I'm Jewish
WHIZZER
Half Jewish
FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day
TRINA
Slavery, slavery
FOUR MEN
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Now we're at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
JASON
What we need's a miracle!
FOUR MEN
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
MENDEL
We got our miracle
JASON
We got our miracle
MARVIN
We got our miracle
FOUR MEN
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

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