The Chess Game

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MARVIN

That's the king. Treat him nice

Use some brains; now protect him

WHIZZER

Yes, I know

Here I go

MARVIN

Play the game

WHIZZER

Please, don't watch me

I can do it!

MARVIN

Have a little scotch

WHIZZER

Shit, I blew it

Maybe you could show me where

I fear I've lost my head

MARVIN

Do you want my help?

WHIZZER

No, I don't

I can think it through myself

MARVIN

Start again. We've seen the worst

WHIZZER

I'll go first

MARVIN

Move a pawn

WHIZZER

No, sir

MARVIN

Move

WHIZZER

Where?

MARVIN

There

WHIZZER

Here?

MARVIN

Move a pawn

WHIZZER

Who?

MARVIN

Not the queen

WHIZZER

Who?

MARVIN

Jesus

MARVIN & WHIZZER

Life's a sham and

Every move is wrong

We've examined

Every move as we move along

MARVIN

Winning is everything to me

WHIZZER

Nothing is everything to me

MARVIN

Winning is everything to me

WHIZZER

Nothing is everything to me

Except sex...

MARVIN

Move the pawn

WHIZZER

And money

MARVIN

Good first move

WHIZZER

Quite alright

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