Marvin Hits Trina

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MARVIN

Hello, Trina, thank you for sending this

Goodness, Trina, I am relieved

Frankly, Trina, nice of you sending this

Thank you, Trina, I have received

Your new-sent wedding invitations!

They are

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON

Pseudo-romantic and sick!

MARVIN

You say you'll

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON

Love him until you both die!

MARVIN

You die on

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON

May 27th at eight!

WHIZZER

He has lost his mind

Marvin is not so uncouth

Marvin is not so unkind

TRINA

Mendel plans to rub my back

Mendel's not a maniac

And he's sweet

And he's warm

And he loves me so

MARVIN

Tell me, Trina, what was the impetus?

Sorry, Trina, look in my eyes

Really, Trina, this is ridiculous

Jesus, Trina, how I despise

Your need for stupid conversation!

You are

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON

Trying to ruin my sleep!

MARVIN

I'm sure you

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON

Chose him to make me look bad!

MARVIN

How could you

MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON

Ever deny what we had?

TRINA & WHIZZER

We had fights and games

Marvin called us funny names

Marvin always played the clown

MENDEL

Marvin acts like he's untrained

Marvin, I am so ashamed

TRINA & WHIZZER

And he's sweet

And he's mean

WHIZZER

Do I love him?

No

MARVIN

I am so dumb

WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, & JASON

Dumb

Dumb

Dumb!

Dumb!

MARVIN

Why?

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