5sos Imagines

Luke

"Luke, come on. I wanna go home." I told my boyfriend, who was wasted. It was my birthday and we decided to go clubbing. But I wasn't having much fun. I mean, who would enjoy their boyfriend grinding on other girls?

"But (Y/N), I'm having fuuunn." He slurred downing another shot. He went to order another one, but I sent the bartender a death glare so he ignored Luke .

"Luke, you're drunk. I'm not having fun. We came here for us to have fun. Not just you. I'm bored." I said pulling him up from the stool he was sitting on.

"Okaaayy. (Y/N), why are we going home? We just got here?" Luke stopped, and looked around confused. I laughed and starting pulling him again.

"Luke we've been here for four hours."

"No no no. I was supposed to get laid tonight. With my girlfriend, have you seen her?" I laughed at his changing moods.

"I'll take you home to her okay?" I said setting him in his car. I went to the driver side and started the car.

"Okay." Luke replied. It was silent for a few minutes, I thought he was asleep but he started giggling out of no where.

"What are you laughing at?"

"We just had a The Fault In Our Stars moment." He started laughing even harder. I chuckled a little, but he suddenly stooped. I looked at him to see him with tears in his eyes.

"What's wrong Luke?" I said grabbing his hand.

"My goldfish." He replied. Then he started sobbing.

"What happened to him?"

"I forgot to feed him yesterday! He's gonna die! I'm such a bad fisher owner."

"Luke it's ok. He'll be okay." He wiped away his tears.

"Promise?" He asked.

"I promise." He started giggling again.

"What now?"

"Fisher owner!"

"Luke, there is something terribly wrong with you." I laughed.

"Hey (Y/N)?"

"Yes Luke?"

"I looooovvee yyooouu." I started laughing.

"I love you too."

"I'm gonna write a song for you. Okay? Okay." He giggled again mumbling something about Augustus Waters. He began singing in a very pitchy tone.

"Ooohh (Y/N)! You are soooo beautiful! I loooovvee heeerr. Who do I love? (Y/N)!" He dragged out each letter in my name. By now we were in his apartment.

"You know I can publish that right? Put it on YouTube." I just nodded my head, and lead him to his room.

"Why is it called YouTube? YouTube? Where's MyTube?" He was laying down rambling on about how the creators of YouTube are stingy.

I began to leave his room, but his loud voice stopped me.

"(Y/N)! Babe! Are you crazy? You can't go out there!" He said sitting up.

"And why is that Mr."

"Because there are dinosaurs and they will eat you! Stay in here with me, I'll keep you safe." I walked to his bed and lied down next to him. He lied his head on my stomach, mumbling about how dinosaurs need to come back alive and eat all of the people he didn't like. He got quiet and I was sure he was asleep so I set his head on his pillow and walked towards the door.

"(Y/N)?" His raspy voice called out.

"Yeah?"

"Stay." I walked over to the bed and took my heels off. I lay down next to him and he pulled me closer.

"The dinosaurs aren't gone yet. Stay the night." I nodded my head and drifted off to sleep to the beat of his heart.

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this was supposed to be cute and funny oh well...