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Wedding Crasher

*A week later*

*Lamaya is putting on a light pink dress with matching pumps & she flat irons her hair*

*Anthony comes in the room with only his boxers & socks on scratching his head*

Anthony: Where you going? looking all sexy & fine

Lamaya: I'm helping my friend get her man

Anthony: There you go again getting involved in people relationships since when did you have a degree to help them

Lamaya: Baby you act like I do this all the time

Anthony: You do & I wanted to play butt naked hide & seek but you gotta help someone get there "man back", what happen to making your man happy?

Lamaya: I swear your always horny, I don't make you happy

Anthony: I know & you do make me happy it's just that

*He goes up to her & feels on her body*

Anthony: Can I at least get a flash something?

Lamaya: No I love you I gotta go alright I will be back later

Anthony: Then can I get some?

Lamaya: Yeah you can your horn ass

Anthony: Hurry up then bae damn make a nigga wanna throw you on the bed rip the clothes off & get you pregnant

*She grabs her purse, she giggles & heads out the door*

*She pulls out the drive way & goes to church*

*She sees Chris*

Lamaya: Hey Chris

*He Turns around*

Chris: Oh shit hey Maya

*They hug*

Chris: Damn you amazing how did you know I was getting married?

Lamaya: Did you forget I was your sisters best friend?

Chris: Oh yeah how everything with you?

Lamaya: Good I have a daughter & she is light of my life & I'm engaged

Chris: Congratulations who's the lucky guy?

Lamaya: Anthony Jackson

Chris: THATS MY BOY ! WHERE HE AT!! DAMN WE GO BACK I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT NIGGA IN A GOOD MINUTE

Lamaya: He is at the house with the baby

Chris: Oh you gotta gimmie his number I call that bitch & we gotta chill

Lamaya: How come you standing outside the church?

Chris: Because my bride is walking around?

*She senses disappointment in his voice*

Lamaya: You didn't sound happy when you said that?

Chris: That's because I'm not happy I don't wanna be with this girl, she played with my emotions too much & she told me if I wanna keep seeing my son then I gotta drop Vanessa & put a ring on her finger, that ring was for Vanessa I love that girl not Maria

Lamaya: One she can't take you from your son you can take her to court for that, two drop this bitch like a fly & go get Vanessa I know she loves you like crazy

Chris: But I broke up with her she was so hurt when I did that to her I never wanted to leave her Maya but Maria always uses my son against me to get what she wants

Lamaya: Damn what are you gonna do?

Chris: I guess go through with this bullshit I can't have my son outta my life that's my world right there

Lamaya: Hopefully god will answer you prayers today alright I guess I will see you inside

Chris: Alright thank you for coming

*The pastor comes outside*

Pastor: It's time

*Lamaya looks around for Vanessa & Julissa*

*She sees Vanessa waving at her*

*They all go inside*

45 minutes into the wedding

Pastor: Does anyone believe that these shall not be married

*Chris looks around at the people*

?: Me !

*EVERYONE GASP*

Chris: Who said that?

*Chris sees his son standing up*

Cj: I did dad I don't want you to get married to mom

Maria: Sweetie why not?

Cj: Because you don't love my dad, you had another man in bed with you two nights ago

*EVERYONE GASP*

Maria: You fucking little bas... (GCF)

Vanessa: You better not lay a finger on him!

Chris: Vanessa?

Vanessa: Chris I'm sorry but you can't marry her getting married to be miserable ends in a ugly divorce

Chris: I know

*He walks up to her as she is talking*

Vanessa: When you broke up with me to be with her? I never felt so lost you were my world & I love Cj like if he were my own son

Chris: I know come here

*He grabs her face & kisses her passionately*

Maria: AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!

*She charges at them when Julissa grabs a good piece of her hair*

Julissa: No bitch I told you if you think about hurting my brother I was gonna beat yo ass since we in gods house ima beat yo ass outside in the front

*She is dragging her outta of the church*

*They stop kissing*

Chris: I'm sorry everyone there won't be a wedding here today

*Maria's mother comes up to him*

Gloria: I know she is my daughter & I love her but she is so wicked thank you for stopping this mistake I love you like a son & I always will

*She looks at Vanessa*

Gloria: You take good care of this man

Vanessa: Trust me I will

Chris: I'm sorry Vanessa for everything I really am I never wanted to leave you

Vanessa: Chris I have something to tell you

Chris: I love you Vanessa that ring was meant for you

Vanessa: Chris I'm pregnant

*He keeps talking until he notices what she said*

Chris: What?

Vanessa: I'm pregnant

*He looks at her*

Chris: Vanessa I love you IMA BE A DADDY AGAIN !!!

*He kisses her again*