*BIG SPOILER ALERT! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE STORIES THE SHY GIRL HAS A GUN, ILLEGAL MY ASS and THE END OF SUMMER*
So, a few months ago I stumbled upon this really fun story: The shy girl has a gun. Sounds familiar? It's in the action top 10. It's about an assassin who used to be this guys girlfriend, then his buty call. Then she got kidnapped and trained. And then she comes back to wreak havoc in her old town/kill all the drug dealers. The last one just sounds a lot like a video game and the first one sounds awesome. Anyway, stumbles upon her ex, kiss, make up, kills ex, kiss, do the dirty, kills drug lord, kills boss, happily ever after. The story was pretty awesome and I read it again. And maybe again, dunno. But it was fun, with a few interesting plot twists and a lot of violence and assassins. My kind of story, I guess. Then a few weeks ago I stumbled upon illegal my ass. And believe me, that story is hilarious. It took me two days to read the story, which is EXTREMELY long for me, and I laughed my butt of the entire time. The jokes were just to much. I gotta admit the humor isn't for everyone. It can be a bit... crude and you need to be a bit dirty minded to understand the jokes made in the story. It almost got me in a few awkward situations, because I was sitting in the middle of my english lesson while reading the story. And I had to laugh, so I muffled it, but if anyone was to pay attention it would certainly raise some questions.
Anyway I checked out the writer and found out that she also wrote 'the shy girl has a gun'. So in my eyes she was a good writer and I read her other story. The end of summer.
I told you I found that the people in phoenix knight had all the psychological stuff and were pretty fucked up, right? Well, she is nothing compared to Alex, Archies little brother. Seriously, I cried when he died. It's this kind of horror story where the characters are trapped into a school with a killer. So of course half of the people die. The story isn't finished yet, though. You get to live through the struggle of the head characters and their panick everytime meltface makes his appearance. And you get to find out what happened to Alex. That makes the story very interesting. Also the interaction between Summer and Archie is pretty awesome and sometimes cute.
Then you have the monster inside of my bed. This story isn't finished yet, but it is also pretty darn amazing. It's incredibly original and I like the title. But I won't get into detail for this one because seriously, I have spoiled enough already.
