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So, another thing I adoooooore: Risqué lyrics and equally risqué video clips to accompany. This song is an 80s classic)
(Once banned in England. And, I can safely assume if I posted it here, my Wattpad account would be deleted before I could say "Sif's beautiful shorn hair"
Mmm baby. Lyrics below....
She lit a cigarette, both hands behind her back... (Double entendre and innuendos here. Hang on, both hands behind her back? Talented little thing.)
Thought she was hungry, lack of choice saw to that... (Lack of choice, well, beggars cannot be choosers. Hmm, I can think of some choice euphemisms for what she might be feasting on but none are entirely appropriate.
Besides, I cannot and do not have the braincells this night to explain how a beef bus goes to tuna town or how the pork steeple dips the honeypot or even what felatio is but there we are.
She lost her virtue before she could write...(Hmm, okay. I can work with that. Perhaps a mature student? Late learner?)
I lost mine too, on my very first night with you... (Surely not? Unless he was referring to his erstwhile innocence in being a vanilla loverboy?)
You'll have to guide me, these impossible schemes (Ahh, I can do this with ease.)
You make me steal unstealable things. (Yes, confusing. Mostly everything can be stolen, except for the very organs that define you as human, animal or god)
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This song was brought to you by yours truly Loki-the-trickster Bringer of Ragnarok Etc etc And its called: Imagination by Belouis Some Released in 1985 Compared to today, these lyrics are wonderfully tame but they did set the bar for other artists. And voila, now you have Deepthroat by Cupcake. Quaint
