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Happy Eostre!

Yes, it's that time of year again whereby the big shops have been steadily selling their Eostre wares since late December.   (As if you don't know what follows Christmas and Yule?!)

Mhm, they have been promoting the crapulence out of hollow chocolate factory shaped eggs, boosting the prices higher.  And in a few days, the fruits of your loins got to tear their egg boxes open like ravenous beasts.

You call it Easter. Eostre.
A Pagan festival.
A Christian festival.

A poor victim of Easter ⤴️
This cheap bunny had actually been throttled. Its neck had been crushed and simultaneously melted. And you thought I was cruel?!

To be fair though, aren't you sick of hollow overpriced chocolate?  Don't you crave for something with a little more oompf?  No? Well I do....

Whatever your preferences; I present to you, a selection of some rather wacky ones that I came across on my travels.

Cheesy Easter eggs. No really, I'm being serious here.  The one above is Stilton. Stars be damned, I love Stilton.  Stinky moldy blue veined cheese with a glass of Port.  (Hic)

More cheese.

And then they had to go and ruin it.  That company, of vile putrid smelling yeast extract. They took it one step too far.
And thusly my appetite sadly waned at the thought of it.....

Fuck me, that looks bloody divine...