Face reveal

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Alright, STOP!

I have been on here for five years (Edited: nine years now)

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I have been on here for five years (Edited: nine years now).  HOLD UP! Nine years?!  How did that happen?

Soo, digressing: I guess I should show you the 'ace' face behind the inspirational words and euphemisms on here, yes? Because, evidently our lives are meaningless without seeing my ugly mug, hmm?

Soo, digressing: I guess I should show you the 'ace' face behind the inspirational words and euphemisms on here, yes?  Because, evidently our lives are meaningless without seeing my ugly mug, hmm?

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I guess, what with all the catfishing scams and such strategies to hide who we truly are because we all have these blessed hidden insecurities. I should, therefore be the adult and show the face behind the phone and laptop screen.

And then, maytell, watch the followers scarper like the lingering flatulent fart that hangs and persists in a broken down elevator.


Gods rest their souls......








Tada....

What??

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What??

It's the face you wanted to see, no?

Damn...

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