Sherlock's daughter.

SHERLOCK HOLMES!

I was in the bathroom cleaning it the best I could. I was humming A Million Dreams. I sighed.
Sherlock needed help
. He needed John.
He barely left the house. It the police needed his help he would send me. And if I could figure it it he would FaceTime me. He only wore a sheet most days.
And Molly comes over and he and her make fun of trash tv. To Molly something is off about him but she thought it was just because he was adjusting to a new way of living.
But that's not it. He has fingers in the fridge. Muscles in the microwave. Organs in the oven!!!
John calls him once a while  and Sherlock makes it seem like he is great. But he isn't.
Also he stays out late. And doesn't tell me where he was.

He is almost always on his computer or his mind palace. He eats chocolate and chips. He never leaves his flat. Oh and he has been reading TWILIGHT!!!!! HE IS LIKE A FREAKING NORMAL TEENAGE GIRL.
At least I think so.... I've never really been one of those. But any who, he needs John. I spend the night over at John's  like 3 times a week. I see John all of the time and Mary too. I call them quite often. Not to mention how much we text. In fact I was meeting him for lunch. But I just don't know how to tell him.
Hey John I know your really happy and in love and all. But Sherlock is acting like a teenage girl and I need you to go the Baker St. and maybe live there....
Ya ha ha ha no.

I hailed a cab and drove to the little italian place.
"Hey Vi!" John hugged me.
"Hey John," I smiled.
"So how is Baker St.?" He asked.
"Actually. Sherlock is not doing well." I replied.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
"Well....He barely leaves the house. If the police need his help he would send me. And if I couldn't  figure it it he would FaceTime me. He only wears a sheet most days. And Molly comes over and he and her make fun of trash tv. To Molly something is off about him but she thought it was just because he was adjusting to a new way of living. But that's not it. He has fingers in the fridge. Muscles in the microwave. Organs in the oven!!! Also he stays out late. And doesn't tell me where he was. He is almost always on his computer or his mind palace. He eats chocolate and chips. He never leaves his flat. Oh and he has been reading TWILIGHT!!!!! Twilight!!! Of all books! Oh and this isn't really related but I take vitamin d and there are 160 in a container I take two a day and I have had to buy like at least 4 I'm the last month. And Sherlock has a bottle of green pills in his medicine cabinet but I don't know what they are! And he won't tell me! Please please pleas John!!! Come back home and see!!!" I begged.
He looked stunned. He just sort of sat there.
"Ya ok. Ok let's go," he stood and we left.
I opened the door.
Sherlock was reading twilight in a sheet.
"Hey Vi how was lunch?" He asked.
"Fine," I shrugged as I pushed John into Sherlock's room.
"Bloody-" he began.
"I KNOW! It's gross and ew!" I nodded.
John tried to walk around the trash and clothes. There were a pile of green pills on the floor but he had opened them and took the powder out. So they were just shells. John smelled one and his face turned beet red.
"SHERLOCK HOLMES! SHERLOCK YOU COME HERE THIS MINUTE!!" John yelled.

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