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Imagine: Ed becoming furious when a random guy tries to hit on you and when you refuse, the man gets touchy.
"What's a pretty thing like you doing on the streets of Gotham this late?" The man asked. He was a very large, bald man with a button up, slacks, and suspenders.
"I'm minding my own business. That's what I'm doing and that's what you should do," you spat at him.
"Oh, now don't be like that," the man said getting closer and putting his arm around your waist harshly.
"Get the hell off of her," you heard Ed say behind you. He had just run into the convenience store on the corner of the street for a minute.
"What are you going to do, string bean?" The bald man said, making you laugh aloud. "Something funny?"
"Yeah, string bean, really? You're gonna call someone a string bean when you look like an uncooked meat patty?" You joked, giving Ed time.
In a second, Ed was behind the man with a wire around his neck, choking him until he fell unconscious.
"Thanks," you smiled at him.
"Meat patty?" He laughed.
"Well he did," you muttered and looked down at the man, "uncooked ground beef lookin' ass."
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This is so funny to me. 😂😂😂 I'm not sorry. Have a good day! Lmao, bye. I'm gonna go back into my hole now.
