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five

You got up out of bed. Finally that music is off.

You got on your phone. When you turned it on, you got a txt from an unknown number.

-: hey it's taehyung uhh what are we going to do about jk?

You: we? Uh, that's a You problem.

Taehyung:
did you see my bag? did you see my bag?

You:
okay okay... even the lyrics make me want to throw up.

Taehyung:
🤮

You:
and how did you get my number?

Taehyung:
from jk.

You:
Jungkook has my phone number...sweet...

wait why does he never call me?

Taehyung:
Apparently something about idk... YOUR DUMBASS SNEAKING INTO OUR HOUSE AND TELLING HIM TO TURN OFF MIC MIC BUNGEE

You:
Well I'm sorry. He was disturbing MY sleep.

Taehyung:
He said he just got it...

You:
From who?

Taehyung:
Lis-bitch.
*coughs* I mean Lisa-sorry typo

You:
Why did jk even want it?

Taehyung:
So what are you going to do about liskook?

What? Taehyung ignored me?!? WOW.

You:
I'm going to talk to her about Jungkook today during lunch.

Taehyung:
Well, good luck with that.

You:
why did jk ask for my phone number tho?

You never got a response from Taehyung. Well then, might as well text Lisa.

You;
Hey Lisa it's me y/n I was wondering if you want to go out for lunch?

Lisa:
umm... not really

You:
I'll pay.

Lisa:
okay I'm down