As you know we promised something special, and here it is....BLOOPERS//this AU is basically this story, but as in the paladins and Y.n are actors and actress//
1-Hunk Bloopers~Taylinn
Hunk wrapped his arms around Y.N, smiling. Y.N covers her mouth trying not to laugh
"CUTT, really?" Taylinn and Liz sigh looking at the two doing the adorable scene. "Ok take it once more from the top". Kissing sounds erupted from the back of the camera. The two authors turn around in annoyance. Liz face palmed hitting her head repeatedly against her hand, "Come on Lance, Keith can you not do that right here we are trying to publish this for the lovers of Voltron! Lord help us hurry and finish this already" the last part was mumbled. Finally the scene continued rolling.
Pidge, Lance, Keith, Shiro, Allura, and Coran where listening out side the door, Lance said his line "when is it gonna happen?" "Shut up Lance, let love happen on its own". Keith hit Lances head just a bit to hard, making Lance stumble. "Ow Keith that actually really hurt". Keith immediately ran over to Lance, and took him into his arms. "Oh my gosh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you that hard". The authors once again sighed, "Ok love birds lets try that again just don't hit him so hard" Liz said exhausted.
Out of no where a soft slow song came on. Both Hunk and Y.n looked around the room mentally asking each other "what's going on". Suddenly Hunk smiled, "may I have this dance?". His hand enveloped my Y.n's left hand and she put her right hand on his shoulder. When they started dancing Y.n stepped on his foot he let out a small whimper. "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry" Y.n said. "OK retry this time, uh please try not to step on his foot" Liz said kinda annoyed. So they tried again, but the same thing happened. "OK, its ok lets just um take a break " Taylinn said. She turned to Liz "Did we ever get them a proper dance instructor?". "Yeah we did, but she quit remember because they didn't, so call listen to her" Liz said sighing, "oh yeah, its ok I didn't like her anyway" Taylinn shrugged.
One Hour Later *SpongeBob dude*, everyone finished the whole one-shot. Since it took so long the cookies burnt so no one got any.
2-Pidge~Liz
ACT ONE--PIDGE×READER
Y.N: *Sitting somewhere in room thinking about Katie* "Maybe I should visit her" *Walks downstairs* "Hey mom...can I go visit Katie?" She looked at me with a smirk, "are you going to finally ask her out?"
HUNK: *Somewhere backstage* YAS GET SOME!
LANCE: OOH MAKE SURE TO CHECK IF KEITH'S LURKING AROUND YOUR TRAILOR!
KEITH: SHUT UP LANCE!
LIZY&TAYLINN: SHUT UP YOU BUNCH OF WALNUTS WERE FLIMING!
*they all scream like maniacs*
SHIRO & CORAN: *sitting in the backstage eating popcorn, talking about how cute Y.n and Pidge would be together.
3-Keith~Liz
KEITH×READER
*Standing in the kitchen* Ugh, I can't find it. I rampage through the cabinets. *Knocks over a box of pancake-mix* "Guys...why is there pancake mix...THEIR ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE PANCAKE MIX!" *SVERYONE ERUPTS LAUGHING...*sigh* "Ima take a shower.
ACT FOUR--
" Hey...Keith...dont freak out." I felt my heart pound against my chest. "Why would I do that Y/N?" He asked as he looked at me. I leaned forward. He got the gist and leaned forward too. I felt his hot breath on my lips. *I start to Laugh uncontrollably* "Sorry Keith I can't take this seriously your face." *Erupts in laughter again*
KEITH: "Great I lost my mood. I now rather kiss lance. *Keith pouts*
LIZY&TAYLINN: " we can arrange that" speaks Lizy "totally agree..get some klance action in there" Taylinn finished for Liz. LANCE: "Usually I would disagree but I kinda want to see how that turns out."
KEITH:" Oh hell no" Keith says *also blushing redder than a tomato if that possible*
LANCE:"Why not Keithy? *Lance smirks and makes wiggly eyebrows*
HUNK: "You guys have gave all the girls in the room a nosebleed." *HUNK gestures to the stage and backstage*
Y.n: "Oh hell no Keith is my man. LANCE I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR HIM"
4-Lance (also I'm changing the blooper ways that first one just to damn long for no reason)~Taylinn
The Paladins get out of their lions , but Lance ends up tripping "Owww". "CUT, Lance please try to be careful" Liz and Taylinn say in unison. Everyone looks at them weirdly "Woah freaky" Pidge says examining them. They redo the scene again, luckily this time Lance didn't fall.
Continuing onto where lance says "It was no problem, the girls were really pretty" he did it perfectly, but one of the directors yelled "Cut, sorry its not you guys we just need to make that less hmm weird sounding" Taylinn says turning to Liz mentally asking for a new line. "Well it is Lance we are talking about here..." Liz trailed off. Everyone started laughing except Lance "HEY WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Everyone ignored him though. Anyways in the end the line stayed the same.
SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY~ Keith's mullet
"Oh come on (n.n) its cookies" Hunk pleaded with Y.n. "OK, OK only since you asked" Y.n sheepishly said. Once again there was a cut, "That's....not the line though". Y.n looks to the ground "but I want cookies". There was a pause. Taylinn gets up with a cookie in her hand, and walks over to Y.n "since I know your pain I will give you this cookie". "That's not fair" Keith said from on the side lines. Liz face palms "there is a bunch of food right there" Liz said pointing to a table that was off stage. Keith goes quiet feeling stupid. Everything was perfect up to this point, the seen of the kiss. Lance got cold feet so instead of kissing her on the lips he kissed her on the cheek. "Lance you are supposed to kiss her on the lips" Taylinn says looking confused. "Y-yeah I know that, I just. SHE IS TO PRETTY OK I GOT NERVOUS" he looked away blushing. Awes were heard around the room. Y.n smirked and took Lances face in her hands cupping his cheeks she kissed him, then pulled away "No need to be nervous hot-stuff". "Oh shit" Taylinn says shocked from the scene "Taylinn language" Liz says covering Taylinn's mouth. Everything after that was ran smoothly, taking only 15 minutes.
5-Allura~Liz
ACT ONE--ALLURA×READER
Y/N:*Walking down the long hallway thinking* Oh what beautiful long hair that women has. I love her eyes. It's like a galaxy full of mystery ,and bright stars. It hard for me not to fall into them. Kablam....I fell but, not into her eyes but from a string that was place across the hallway from Lance, Keith, and Pidge that were hiding in the air ducts.
LIZY&TAYLINN: WHAT THE QUIZNACK. *Jumps down from the flimers chair and stars chasing them down* "Keith, Lance I'm officially making a Klance one shot of you too once we get done here and Pidge I'm taking your robots away." Lizy continues to yell which might not even be in English any more and grabs a shoe and starts hitting them with it.
HUNK: "Is this considered abuse?" he asks *leaning toward Taylinn whispering in her ear* "I'm not sure." She respons *Shrugging shoulders.*
SHIRO&CORAN: *Still in the backstage eating, waiting for there turns and talking about what the writers will make Keith and Lance do. ALLURA:*Putting food in a bag and stuffing it in her bra to eat later while stuffing her mouth with donuts*
MATT: *Walks in and regrets it*
LOTAR: *Stands by Matt and also regrets answering Taylinns text that told him to come in soon for his oneshot*
MAKEUP ARTIST: *Quits...but than needs the money so she stays.*
6-Shiro~Taylinn
Everyone was standing in castle Neptiply, owned by the character Liz played. Behind the camera was Lotar cause he was just an extra for now, since he didn't have his own one-shot, yet. "We thank- Sorry what's the line again?" Liz asked wanting to laugh, "Uh its. We thank you very much Paladins of Voltron" Said Hunk picking up a script from the side lines. "Oh ok thank you, Hunk" Liz replied. The scene then went on perfectly.
SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY- Space Dad Shiro's beefy arms
Y.n and Shiro walked side my side, while Shiro put just a little more dramatic emotion in his face, making him look constipated "Uh Shiro, do you need to take a Shi-" Liz then wacked Lance with her shoe "Quiet off stage, but he is right uh can you make it look like you don't need to use the bathroom" Liz asked Shiro he blushed from embarrassment "Yeah sorry about that". Now comes the part where Y.n finishes patching up Shiro's arm, subconsciously her hand travels to his biceps squeezing them "Wow you got some beefyyy arms". There was silents for a few seconds after, then everyone started laughing, "Pst Liz they are cute together" author Taylinn whispered over to Liz and she nodded her head in agreement
//This one is truly so short. I couldn't really think of anything for this one. It doesn't help that I'm not a funny person//
[[Ok so that's the rest of the bloopers we have created for you. I WOULD LIKE TO SHOUT OUT FemKankuro GO FOLLOW THEM CAUSE THEY ARE COOL👌👌. Lizy and Taylinn are out~~✌
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Voltron Oneshots {Discontinued}
FanfictionOne shots about the lovely characters of Voltron. The story has been discontinued. Along with that, they were written a long time ago, so overall the oneshots aren't the greatest, but they were just for fun.
