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Guide to picking up girls

Step 1: Stop. You will only hurt yourself trying to find the one person who will make you feel special. Instead, focus your time and energy into 2D girls. The reason being real women will slap you and hurt you. 2D girls will love you and call you senpai or something

Step 2: If you want to find the one waifu who you want, then consider the following:

Is it a guy?

Is it a guy who looks like a girl?

Does she have a good personality?

Is she cute as heck?

Does she make your heart Doki Doki?

Is she smart?

Is she a complex character with many layers?

Is she Hot?

If you answered yes to all of them, immediately take her. If you answered no to only the parts about her being a guy, she is still above average.

Step 3: Now is the time to show your dedication. Spend at least 500 dollars on figurines, body pillows, and posters of your waifu. If you truly love her, you would also have a custom made sleeve set of her made for your Cardfight Vanguard Cards. Remember, love without passion or dedication is only infatuation, so show her you aren't infatuated.

Step 4: Your waifu is top tier to you, you love her with all your heart. Then, she either dies or gets another lover in the anime she belongs to. Now you are lonely again. So, if you want to cope with this pain, repeat steps 1-4 over and over again.

Step 5: This legendary step is not for the faint of heart, but it is the acceptance of yourself and the world around you. Accept that the one you will love is going to be a real person, not a virtual character. However, if your waifu is from an anime that has ended and shes not dead or taken, then immediately take her for yourself and throw a tantrum at anyone who says that she's shit or theirs

Step 6: After getting married to your soulmate, you will have a passionate night of snoo snoo, and have wonderful children. Then, she's going to divorce you and take all your money and demand child support. Even when they are 2D, women are scary.