Are you stupid? Are you getting bullied? Are you sad with life? Talk to your counselor, because this guide is not for you. After you are done getting your life together, you are now ready to survive high school with this guide!
Step 1: Juggling multiple subjects at once can be challenging at first, especially when every exam is on the same day. That is why it is time to ascend and get good at every subject. Science too hard? Go to the top of Mount Fuji to unlock the secrets of the universe and prove to your teacher that hot dogs are made of dogs. Social studies too hard? Join the military to understand the battles that your learned in the class. English too hard? Travel to a foreign country to discover that speaking another language is harder. With this, you will become smarter than your teachers.
Step 2: After completing your exams and doing all I said, you will realize that my instructions did not help your grades, it made them worst. Now, you're failing your best subjects and dropped out of your worst ones. Now it's time to indulge in escapism. There are many forms of escapism, like music, movies, food, etc. after surrounding yourself in all of this, you will forget about all of your problems and feel like life is good.
Step 3: You're failing all your classes again because you kept on letting yourself indulge in escapism. At this moment, you are at the lowest point of your life. This is when you go back to doing step 1. However, this time, you must make sure you do not repeat step 2. It may be hard because working to get your grades up will be difficult, but do not falter. DO NOT GO BACK TO STEP 2.
Step 4: You failed step 3 and went back to step 2. You're failing your classes more because you can't handle the stress. You thought you hit rock bottom, but it only went deeper. Now is the time to dropout of high school until you can get your life back together. Recollect yourself and experience life for the first time since kindergarten. Learn that life isn't all about work, it's all about living.
Step 5: You're back to your old self, and now you think you're ready to go back to school. Continue studying, work hard, and pass all of your courses so that you can proudly call yourself a high school graduate! Whatever you do, do not repeat step 2. If you do so, you are a lost cause. You had a year to collect yourself, so falling apart again will disappoint me, your friends, family and teachers.
Step 6: Here, 1 of 2 things happened. 1, you graduated and got accepted into a post secondary school. Congratulations! If not, then you went back to step 2. If you did return to your old ways, repeat step 4 until you graduate. Congratulations! You survived high school.
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