Oops || 2jae

Oops? [I]

Youngjae's P.O.V

"Come on-"

"No." 

"Youngjae hyung-"

"I said no."

Bambam practically slammed his fist against the wall with desperation in his eyes. "You haven't been with anyone since the beginning of high school."

"I don't care?" I shrugged carelessly, shoving my phone in my pocket with a sigh.

"But Han is so cute and he's totally your type." 

"Type? I have a type?"

"Well... no-" Bambam puts his hands on my shoulders and shakes me as I scoff. "But you need a man." He over exaggerates his words and I reach out to flick his forehead.

"Leave me alone you horny fuck. I'm fine being single."

"You're not. I can see you're hiding it you stubborn hyung." He rubs his forehead and hisses.

Without a response I flicked his forehead again and he almost yelped. "Yah-"

"Don't assume young thing."

"You didn't have to flick me again!" 

As he removes his hand from his freshly irritated skin he feels a slap at the back of his head and a yelp escapes his lips. "Oh come on!"

Jinyoung appears behind him with a smirk and Bambam's twisted expression makes me crack up into a laughter almost everyone in the hall could hear. 

"Don't be so rude Bambam-ah." Jinyoung tsks.

"Oh go shove your face in another book." Bambam rolls his eyes and Jinyoung threatens to hit him again.

"He won't hesitate." I raise my eyebrows as Bambam gets into a fighting stance.

"You don't think I know that? That's why I came prepared!" He whips a toy chicken out of his pocket and starts flailing it around as Jinyoung looks at him in pure confusion.

My eyes widen and Jinyoung and I exchange a glance before we both walk in different directions of Bambam, leaving the younger to throw the chicken at Jinyoung and run towards me while huffing.

"Hyung just think about Han, please! I'm begging on my knees!" He then proceeds to get down on his knees and I refuse to turn around to look at the pitiful sight of my best friend. 

I mean.... sure yeah, Han is pretty cute. But that's all there is to it. I don't share any interests with the kid and I've only casually spoken to him a couple of times. He can't possibly be madly in love with me so it wouldn't hurt him to find someone else.

"I already know what you're thinking and yes it would be bad to break his heart." Bambam stands up and I glare at him.

"I would not call it breaking his heart but more so letting him out into the world to find a new fish in the pond of life."

"Don't....ever try and be poetic again." Bambam shakes his head disappointedly and fiddles with a key in between his fingers. "Are you gonna come with me to the drama wing? I need to finalize some costumes and you need to organize what set you're going to paint."

I take the key out of his hand and hold it away from him. "Who said I was doing the sets this week?"

"Uh, me?" He tries to grab the key away but I pull back more and someone else slips it out of my hand. 

"I don't know what this is for but I love keys." Jihee admires the key and skips past both of us, making Bambam blink twice before running over to her.