In which Youngjae finds out about Jaebum's sexuality and neither of them can help messing around a little
*Warning: Very dramatic, some would say unrealistic but idc have fun*
:)
Jaebum: ....... Youngjae is that you Unknown: Of course it is
Jaebum: Are you drunk?
Unknown: Drunk on your love
Jaebum: Stop
Unknown: Fuck me and I will
Jaebum: Youngjae
Unknown:FUCK
Jaebum: Tf? Jaebum has changed 'Unknown' to Youngjae <3
Youngjae <3: tHAt wAS BamBAM
Jaebum: Oh was it now?
Youngjae <3:I swear
Jaebum: Swear on your dick?
Youngjae <3: What Yeah ok sure on my dick
Jaebum: Who's to say I didn't want to fuck you?
Youngjae <3: You wouldve been here already if you did Cause I'm just that good ;-)
Jaebum: Send pics then boo
Youngjae <3: What nO!
Jaebum: Exactly
Youngjae <3: You need to experience the real thing
Jaebum: No. Pics are good enough from ur ugly ass
Youngjae <3: I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A MOMEMENT
Jaebum: You thought wrong thot
Youngjae <3: Excuse me you dicky douche hog
Jaebum: Dicky douche hog?
Youngjae <3: Yes Thats you now Jaebum: A fucking hot dicky douche hog
Youngjae <3: No I did not say hot
Jaebum: You were thinking it in your dirty dreams
Youngjae <3: I'd say warm dicky douche bag Jaebum: Nah you want this
Youngjae <3: In your dreams
Jaebum: I know
Youngjae <3: You know you're an asshole? Congrats
Jaebum: I thought I was a dicky douche hog?
Youngjae <3: Your breath smells like asshole
Jaebum: I only eat ass, not the hole
Youngjae <3: Bitch you got no ass
Jaebum: I got yours
Youngjae <3: Your mood swings are uncanny
Jaebum: Only for you love :-)
Youngjae <3: Why you hate me :'(
Jaebum: Only like your bod, sorry
Youngjae <3: Assface
Jaebum: I'm kidding babe
Youngjae <3: You dont get to call me that anymore
Jaebum: I just did
Youngjae <3: I strip away your right to call me that
Jaebum: Ok fine
Youngjae <3: *Inserts angel emoji bc I am one*
Jaebum: You mean the barfing emoji? Me rn
Youngjae <3: *Cries*
Jaebum: I'm sorry love
Youngjae <3: I'm done with you for tn
Jaebum: Baby no
Youngjae <3: Gn Jaebummmm
Jaebum: Pictures first pls???
Youngjae <3: Fine
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Jaebum: Aweh
Youngjae <3: Hope you didn't mean dick pics because those are all for my other bf
Jaebum: Choi Youngjae
Youngjae <3: Awe jealousy
Jaebum: No
Youngjae <3: Send me a picture too hyung :)))))))
Jaebum: Don't jerk off too hard to it
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Youngjae <3: Oof no promises with that blurry hand of yours
Jaebum: Go to sleep or send me real pictures
Youngjae <3: You don't like my cute face?????
Jaebum: No I love it
Youngjae <3: Yeah oKAy whatever you say
Jaebum: Goodnight Youngjae
Jaebum: I really hope you sleep well and I'm really frustrated I think I might like you more than I should Message Deleted
Jaebum sighed heavily and scrolled through the conversation, feeling his eyes stop on the sent picture and he exhales again. The way Youngjae looked to him even when tired and lazing around at night made things so confusing.
They were just fake dating.
"Yes. It's fake dating." He spoke out loud, rubbing his eyes soon after setting down his phone, expecting and getting no response from Youngjae.
"It's fake love." Jaebum nods as he put his head onto his pillow, grabbing his laptop and earbuds from beside him and opening up a new tab on his notes with the name Youngjae
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A/N: Two in one day. But one more so shitty. Yay :-)
