Jaebutt <3: You know I hate you right?
Youngjae: You couldn't have said it enough
Jaebutt <3: I don't want to pretend to be your boyfriend in front of my friends
Youngjae: Is that so?
Jaebutt <3: I don't want to pretend to be your boyfriend in front of anyone
Youngjae: Keep talking
Jaebutt <3: Not unless I actually get something out of it
Youngjae: Bitch I'm already buying you lunch everyday
Jaebutt <3: I think you know I didn't mean food
Youngjae: I do but I'm choosing to ignore it
Jaebutt <3: I hate you
Youngjae: What are you wearing tonight?
And don't make a naked joke or I stfg
Jaebutt <3: Why?
Youngjae: Because I don't know what to wear and I'm tearing apart my closet looking
Jaebutt <3: I could be tearing apart something
Youngjae: One, ouch
Two, fuck no
Three, Ouch
Four, tell me
Jaebutt <3: Idfk
Something casual? Jinyoung said he was cooking so I expect it to be casual
Youngjae: hjhsfd jihgiuerihgu9ehraij
Jaebutt <3: Dying?
Youngjae: Yes
Jaebutt <3: Good
Youngjae: How do you expect to get laid with that attitude
Jaebutt <3: sHIt
Youngjae: See you later :3
Jaebutt <3: Yeah boyfriend, whatever you say
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Youngjae threw his phone down onto the bed after refusing a smile at Jaebum's response.
No he didn't want the title to be true, he just found it funny when Jaebum got worked up over something's so meaningless and small. It was cute.
"Not cute-" He tossed aside a baby blue pull over and scrunched his nose at the simplicity of his closet. "Man I need a new wardrobe."
"If that isn't the most relatable thing I've ever heard I don't know what is." Bambam poked his head around the corner and chuckled when he noticed the state of the room. "Outfit troubles much?"
"Shut up and help me you nutty dick sucker." Youngjae ran his hands through his hair as Bambam pushed him aside.
"Damn baby's harsh tonight."
"I'm stressed."
"Why? You don't think momma will approve of Jaebum hyung?"
"Ha if only he was meeting my actual mother. I'd be dead before getting to this stage." He motions towards the mess of clothes and Bambam lets out a laugh.
"Everything will be fine and fun. Besides, you and I know Jackson and Jaebum, I also know Yugyeom, Mark knows Jinyoung, Jackson, Yugyeom and Jaebum and Jaebum knows Mark, Jackson, you obviously, Yugyeom, Jinyoung and I." He takes a breath and smiles while handing the clothes to Youngjae. "So all we need to worry about is Jackson meeting Jinyoung, you meeting Yugyeom and Mark, and Yugyeom meeting Jinyoung."
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Oops || 2jae
FanfictionIn which Youngjae finds out about Jaebum's sexuality and neither of them can help messing around a little *Warning: Very dramatic, some would say unrealistic but idc have fun* :)
