My Hero Academia Facebook

Another update for the early birds

Kaminari: Imagine Kirishima And Bakugo as roommates
Bakugo-[YELLS & throws fake tree at window}
Kirishima-What is your PROBLEM?

Comments:

Bakugo: Imagine us as roommates

Bakugo: You'd be fucking dead

Tokoyami: That got dark quick

Sero: And that's even DARK SHADOW agreeing

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Bakugo: Fucking Weird-Hair did you eat all my powdered donuts from my dorm?

Comments:

Kirishima: Absolutely not

Kirishima: 100% did not touch them

Bakugo: Then why tf were there white stains on your pants today, fucker?

Kirishima: That's cocaine

Aizawa: We're having drug tests tomorrow

Kirishima: Crap

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Kaminari: What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn

Comments:

Midoriya: Where's popcorn?

Bakugo: This joke is garbage

Sato: Guess someone thought that joke was too corny
~Kaminari & the rest of class 1-A likes this comment

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Jiro: A little birdie told me that Kaminari brought something illegal in the dormitory

Comments:

Kaminari: I think you're smoking something illegal if a little birdie told you that

Koda:...Birds are kind animals to talk to...

Jiro: Look what you did, retard

Kaminari: Sorry I didn't know ostrich's were illegal to have as a pet in the dorms

Jiro: That's NOT what you were supposed to apologize for

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Kirishima: Hey @Tetsutetsu when's your b-day?

Comments:

Tetsutetsu: October 16th

Kirishima: Woah me too bro

Tetsutetsu: We're both fucking Libras

Kirishima: No dude

Kirishima: We're Libros
~Tetsutetsu likes this comment

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Midoriya: I just calculated something

Comments:

Todoroki: Are you ok

Midoriya: I'm 53 kilos and I just ate 800 grams of applesauce, like a whole jar of it. That means right now I'm around 0.14% applesauce

All Might: And you're destined to be the next best hero...

Todoroki: What?

All Might: I didn't say anything

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