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Look at the pic above to know floor #'s

Kirishima: I'm just gonna state the real facts that floor 4 is the most lit and has been for the whole time

Comments:

Kaminari: I can agree with this statement

Jiro: Dude, you're on floor 3

Kaminari: I'm requesting a dorm switch with Shoji

Bakugo: Fuck no it'll just be more annoying

Kirishima: Yeah Shoji's cool

Shoji: Thanks

Mina: I'm #blessed to be on floor 4

Uraraka: Floor 4's having a party at 5pm

Bakugo: Chubby cheeks I'm tutoring you at 4:30

Uraraka: Oops

Uraraka: I forgot?

Bakugo: What the FUCK

Uraraka: Um

Uraraka: Since you're on floor 4 you have a V.I.P pass to the party

Bakugo: V.I.P passes means showing up early

Uraraka: Yeah...at 4:30?

Bakugo: Fucking fine

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Mineta: Why doesn't 2 have any babes

Comments:

Kaminari: Probably for a good reason...

Kirishima: Imagine if he was gay

Kaminari: Don't even go there we'd all be fucked

Sero:...literally tho

Kirishima: I mean I like guys and chicks

Jiro: We all knew that

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Midoriya: Floor 2 isn't all that bad, it's actually fun!

Comments:

Aoyama: It's because I am the brightest star of the flooooor!

Tokoyami: This is why I have my curtains closed and lights off

Aoyama: Darkness is the devil

Tokoyami: Revelry in the dark

Mineta: I hate this floor

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Aoyama: Baku-goey, mind telling me what starts with KI and ends with SS?

Comments:

Bakugo: KIlling your fucking goddamn aSS

Aoyama: Don't try to rub dirt on my twinkly beauty

Bakugo: Like you accidentally "twinkle" in your damn bed during your beauty rest

Aoyama: RÛDĘ

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Kaminari: Is there a way to make Monoma from Class 1-B to stop going to our dorm windows and insult us?

Comments:

Bakugo: I got a plan

Midoriya: You can't go killing them, we'll get in trouble