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Kirishima: Bakugo's such a saint

Comments:

Sero: Wtf

Kaminari: I think you're actually high on grass

Kirishima: Remember the vending machine that made Midoriya's chips get stuck?

Kirishima: Uraraka's chips got stuck so she tried buying the bag behind it and it just jammed more

Midoriya: Oh man, that's even worse...

Todoroki: The vending machine doesn't like people in general

Kirishima: Bakugo's not even laughing when he sees it so he punches right through the glass like it's normal and walks by like nothing happened

Uraraka: All the snacks were gone in about ten minutes

Mina: So THAT'S why it was broken omg

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Sero: Drop the most heartbreaking date of your life

Comments:

Kirishima: Today

Uraraka: December 27th

Kaminari: Why?..

Midoriya: Isn't that your birthday?

Uraraka: Yes

Todoroki:...I can relate

Mina: You both are depressing omg

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Sero: Try saying a compliment about an action you did today

Comments:

Midoriya: An intense battle

Uraraka: A peaceful nap

Kirishima: A life-suffering workout

Mineta: A mindful nut

Kaminari: Bro for real

Jirou: GrOsS

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Kirishima: Y'know, there's some things Uraraka and I have decided to do

Comments:

Mineta: If you guys are engaged I'm gonna stick myself in the washing machine and die that way

Sero: What

Uraraka: Things just got complicated

Mina: Aww, how?

Kirishima: We ran out of restaurants to fake our relationship in front of to get free dessert

Bakugo: Both of you idiots are dramatic

Mineta: BOOYAH

Midoriya: Oh! That's ah, good news?

Todoroki: That's a lot of dates in the span of less than a week

Kirishima: You gotta get time somewhere

Kaminari: Like skipping class

Uraraka: Sshhh nobody needs to know

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-Eijiro Kirishima went from being in a relationship to single

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