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Happy Birthday, Bakugo

Hagakure: There's so many different ways to say I love you

Comments:

Aoyama: You almost twinkle half as bright as me <3

Mineta: I'll let you see my other pair of balls if I can see your boobs

Bakugo: I might not kill you

Todoroki: You don't have to meet my father

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All Might: What's on the youngsters mind today?

Comments:

Uraraka: Money

Midoriya: Did the egg or chicken come first?

Kaminari: How can Spongebob light a fire if he's underwater

Kirishima: How many Lowe's would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's

Aoyama: Where's my fenty beauty trophy wife highlighter I can't find it

Bakugo: What's the best time at night to murder someone in the dorms

Koda: I'm scared to talk to birds ever since I watched Rick and Morty

Tokoyami: Darkness isn't just my old friend, it's my best friend

Mineta: What's the best pickup line to send to some hoes

Aizawa: How to expel a whole class again without being fired

All Might: I'll adopt them if you quit

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Kirishima: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUGIOH-BAKUGO

Comments:

Bakugo: Shut up

Kirishima: I brought the good kush it's in my dorm

Bakugo: I'M NOT GETTING IN DEEP SHIT FOR THAT

Kirishima: But it's weed day 4/20 get blazed y'all

Bakugo: Where the hell did you get them dipshit

Kirishima: The garden

Bakugo: Just like that "cocaine"

Kirishima: No that was straight-up drugs your donuts are still there

Bakugo: FUCKING FUCKSTICK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Uraraka: Happy Birthday, Bakugo. I left a present in front of your door

Comments:

Bakugo: Why the hell is there candy

Uraraka: I mixed skittles, Reese's pieces and M&M's in the same bowl for you

Bakugo: Wow what a fucking sneak attack

Kaminari: That sucks

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Kaminari: @Jiro I think you're lacking a little vitamin-me

Comments:

Jiro: Ew what are you on

Kaminari: The top of the world

Jiro: Okay how high are you