All Might: Can I legally adopt 20 children
Comments:
Nezu: No
All Might:....can I illegally adopt 20 children
Aizawa: That's kidnapping
Kaminari: Yeah he's gonna take us all napping
Todoroki: Dad? I've always wanted one
All Might: Children need their beauty sleep
Nezu: The answer's still no
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Sero: So why wasn't Mineta in class today?
Comments:
Monoma: Well wouldn't YOU lIkE tO kNoW
Kendo: Get over it
Kaminari: He got suspended for two days
Kirishima: He probably snuck into the girls locker room
Kendo: Mineta stuck a picture of a cat on Monoma's head with a sticky ball and said he was a pussy
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Mineta: Kirishima don't spill my secret!
Kendo:....
Sero: Wait a minute..
Kirishima: Yooo that's too far
Mineta: I have pictures
Kaminari: Hook me up right now
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Midoriya: I'm going to the store, does anyone want anything?
Comments:
Uraraka: Money
Koda: Bird seed
Sato: Sugar
Tsuyu: Ribbit
Uraraka: I also need fish food
Iida:...Why?
Uraraka: I got a red betta fish a couple days ago
Iida: WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING IN ANY SORT OF ANIMAL WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
Jiro: Kaminari still has an ostrich, fyi!
Kaminari: Sheesh
Midoriya: Oh wow that's cool! What's its name?
Uraraka: Boom
Sero: Why..?
Uraraka: Cause every time someone taps on the glass it spazzes out and gets angry like Bakugo
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Bakugo: Don't fuck with me or my quirk, pink cheeks!
Uraraka: Ok don't tap on the glass
Midoriya: Does anyone need anything else besides an online fight?
Todoroki: A father
Midoriya:...what
All Might: So can I adopt one child
Nezu: No
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FanfictionChildren shouldn't have social media, but heroes got to make themselves known publicly somehow. Iida: Rules are MEANT to be followed, class 1-A! Nothing is to be broken! Midoriya: Piñatas? Todoroki: My face Uraraka: My bank account Bakugo: Deku ...
